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    Dam good Christmas Beaver

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    Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    Merry Christmas Holly Stars

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    Be Merry!

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    Sending You My Christmas Love

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    Merry Christmas – Hidden Santa

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    Merry Christmas – Snow Crap

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    Yoda Christmas Card – For Significant Other – Cute – Star Wars

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    I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

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    Santa Satan

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    Happy Christmas to the One I Love

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    Merry Christmas – Thinking of You – Melons

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    Christmas Wine Card

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    Merry Christmas – Piss Off from Cat

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    Christmas Cake!

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    Merry Christmas – Funny Reindeer

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    Smile Bitch It’s Christmas

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    Happy Christmas – Tree

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    Barbie Pink Christmas Winter Wishes Christmas Card

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    Jingle My Baubles

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    Happy First Christmas as my Wife

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing wife

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    Christmas Documentaries & Crime – True Crime – Rhyme

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    Santa Paws Frenchie Christmas Card – Cute – Dog Theme

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    Drinking Elves – Elf’D Up Character Card – Boozy Fun

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    Merry & Gay Holiday Season Card – LGBTQ+ – Contemporary

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    Not So Happy Christmas – Wednesday Addams Themed Xmas Card – Dark Christmas

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    Christmas Cockatoo

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    To me, you are perfect Christmas card

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Wife Christmas Card:

Wives are our rock in life, our reason for living, and sometimes our excuse for raising our hands in the air and shouting to the heavens above in frustration. No matter what sort of relationship you have, we know how much your wife means to you. Love, cherish, and honour thy wife. And send funny, yet touchingly hilarious cards at Christmas. 

We have a large assortment of Christmas cards for every relationship. Whether you’re a traditional giver or you prefer something sarcastic and filled with swear words, we have got you covered. Want her to kiss you under the mistletoe? Tell her in a card. Love her but love her soul as much as her body? Tell her that too while wishing her a Merry Christmas as well. We have a card for everyone, whether it’s touching and sentimental or hilarious and filled with a wit that only you and your wifey can appreciate. 

Besides offensive and rude wife Christmas cards, we also have more traditional cards, so there is no reason why you must hide your wife’s Christmas card from the in-laws. Let them know how loving and proper you are with a sentimental card to their little princess. And then later in bed, wham! Hit her with one of our rude and hilarious wife Christmas cards to remind her of the real reason she married you.