February 14th, the one day a year when expressing your love for your significant other is no longer optional. Public displays of affection are rife, Facebook feeds are full of gloating images of flowers, jewellery, perfume and chocolate, couples check in at the most romantic hotels, fork out for expensive meals at candle lit restaurants and garage forecourts become the last chance saloon for desperate men scrambling for a bouquet and a card.
Instead of becoming part of the sea of hearts, roses and traditional Valentine’s Day tat why not show your partner how much you love them by demonstrating how well you know them? So, if they’re a cunt, tell them with a card from our range of cunt Valentine’s Day cards.
Our cunt Valentine’s cards are available for wives, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends and partners who are, generally, cunts.
Keep it simple with our Happy Valentine’s Day Cunt card, get their attention with our Hello You Cunt – Happy Valentine’s Day card, show them they’re number one with our Happy Valentine’s Day To My Favourite Cunt card or make your thoughts clear with our I Only Send Valentine’s Day Cards To Cunts card. If your partner needs some reassurance there’s a cunt Valentine’s card for that too. Let them know how you feel with our Your Such A Cunt But I Still Love You card.
Married and want to make it explicitly clear who your spouses cunt Valentine’s Day card is from? Our Happy Valentine’s Day To My Cunt Of A Wife and Happy Valentine’s Day To My Cunt Of A Husband cards will look great on your mantlepiece.
Feeling a little more poetic? Our Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You’re A Cunt But I’d Still Fuck You cunt Valentine’s card will warm the cockles of your lovers heart.
Perhaps it’s not your Valentine who is a cunt? Maybe it’s you? Our Valentine’s Day cunt cards have that covered too with our Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Favourite Cunt card.
Whether your the cunt or it’s your other half if you enjoy having a laugh in your relationship our Valentine’s Day cunt cards are the perfect way to raise a smile although if your purchase backfires don’t blame us because you said it!