We have a large range of birthday cards for dad or mum and for that really annoying brother or sister, an offensive birthday card.

  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Dad Chart

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  • Birthday Cards

    Only cunts are born in December – Happy Birthday

    £2.99
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  • Birthday Cards

    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

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  • Birthday Cards

    Excellent Brother, Would Highly Recommend

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to my Female

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy 40th Birthday – Mid-life Crisis

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday from the Male

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to my favourite spunk sponge

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    It’s your Birthday so no expense spared! Funny Reduced Budget Card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Slabhead

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  • Birthday Cards

    Smile Birthday Knob

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  • Birthday Cards

    Only cunts are born in June – Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Tit Head

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  • Birthday Cards

    Birthday Cake!

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday from your favourite weirdo

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday You Old Slag

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  • Birthday Cards

    Only Wankers Are born in May – Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

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  • Birthday Cards For 30 Year Olds

    That Age – Extractor Fan Humour – Kitchen Banter

    £2.99
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  • Birthday Cards

    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

    £2.99
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Find The Perfect Funniest Birthday Card

You Said It Cards is a one-stop shop for all your card needs. Browse through our selection of cards and find the perfect one for your loved ones.

The right words
You Said It Cards is your go-to place for the funniest birthday card. Designed to give to your brother, sister or best friend who will laugh of loud.

Cards with personality
We have a wide variety of cards that are sure to be a hit with anyone you give them to. Whether it’s a funny birthday card or a sweet wedding card, we’ve got you covered.

Unique and funny cards
We love to make people laugh! Our funniest birthday cards are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud and put a smile on their face.

We also have a special discount going on where you can get 5 cards of your choice for different occasions for the price of just £9.99; honestly, it’s a steal.