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    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Funny Dad Birthday Card – Light On My Car

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    Aston Martin Birthday Card for Dad

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    There’s No One Else Quite Like You Brother – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to my Great Grandpa love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to my Great Grandad love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to my Papa love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to my Grandpa love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to my Grandad love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to my Daddy love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Step Brother In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Big Brother In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Little Brother In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Step Dad In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Papa In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Great Grandad In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Brother In The World

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Grandad In The World

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    Birthday King Charles I Enjoy it While it Lasts

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    Happy Birthday To My Pawsome Dog Daddy

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    Happy Birthday To My Pawsome Dog Grandad

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    Happy Birthday To My Pawsome Dog Papa

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    Happy Birthday To My Pawsome Dog Dad

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Grandad in the world

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Papa in the world

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Dad in the world

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    I Woof You Lots, Happy Birthday

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    Happy 1st Birthday to The Dog

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    Celebrating Another Year of Tail Wagging Adventures

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    To the Top Dog on Your Special Day

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Funny Birthday Cards

One thing we all have in common is we all have a birthday once a year, unless you’re like the queen or a fucking numskull and have two or more, if so I’m sure you will have received a card or two but have you ever been given or sent a really offensive birthday card? If so, or if you’re thinking of sending one, You Said It Cards have you covered. Browse our wide range of funny birthday cards, rude birthday cards or really offensive ones and I’m sure you’ll find the perfect card for the person you have in mind.

We have plenty of cards to make your friend, family member or colleague laugh on their birthday. Whether you call them old, a cunt, a twat or something nice you’re your favourite, our cards are sure to raise a smile although they might not earn you brownie points! We have offensive funny birthday cards for anyone you know with a foul mouth, blunt friends, honest brother, dads who love a bit of banter and sisters with amazing senses of humour.

Here at You Said It Cards we have plenty of rude birthday cards to choose from, some of our favourites and best sellers are – “Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard”, “Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt” and one from your child…. the dog! “Happy Birthday from your four legged child (The dog)”.

Why Choose Us for your Rude Birthday Cards?

Each birthday card is designed, printed and dispatched in-house, giving us the chance to offer you rude customised birthday cards. We use high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner making it easy to write. You’ll also have the option for us to print an inner message for an extra 75p.

Why not take advantage of our 5 cards for £9.99 offer and stock pile them for the year ahead. If you spend over £30 we’ll give you free UK standard delivery.

If you order before 2pm Monday – Friday we’ll post your card out the same day. You’ll also have the option of 1st Class or 2nd Class post. For more information regarding delivery or if you have any other questions, see our FAQ’s Page.

What Other Offensive Birthday Cards Do You Have?

Not only do we stock hundreds for funny birthday cards, we also stock rude birthday mugs, offensive birthday badges and funny birthday mirrors. Our funny birthday mugs are only £8.99 and will make a great gift for you dad, sister or friend and why not get straight to the point with one of our favourites our “Dick Head” mug.