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    Birthday Juice

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    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Love and Hawk Tuah’s | Birthday Wish | Rude | | For Significant Other

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    Diet Coke Birthday

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    Cool Mum Era – Birthday – Taylor Swift – Eras Tour

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Aston Martin Birthday Card for Dad

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    30 Like 20

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    There’s No One Else Quite Like You Daughter – Happy Birthday

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    Mum One in a Melon

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    Tennis Birthday Card – Tennis Fan – Have A Ball And Make A Racket

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    I Love You Mum

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    Happy Birthday Pissy Pants

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    Happy Birthday – Point Slut

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    William Shakespeare Some Are Born Great Birthday Card

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    Dad, Thanks for wiping my bum!

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Knob

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    You’re Paw-some! Happy Birthday

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    Love You Dad, Happy Birthday

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    60 & Still A Prick

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    Happy Birthday to my favourite slut

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    Smile Birthday Slut

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    Staffy Dog Birthday Card for Dad

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    Happy Birthday to the best Mummy

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    Crazy Plant Lady is the new Crazy Cat Lady

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    Happy Birthday You Clampett

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    Bertie Bassett’s Allsorts of Amazing Mum Card – Sweet Moments

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    Best Dad Ever

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual

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Funny Birthday Cards

One thing we all have in common is we all have a birthday once a year, unless you’re like the queen or a fucking numskull and have two or more, if so I’m sure you will have received a card or two but have you ever been given or sent a really offensive birthday card? If so, or if you’re thinking of sending one, You Said It Cards have you covered. Browse our wide range of funny birthday cards, rude birthday cards or really offensive ones and I’m sure you’ll find the perfect card for the person you have in mind.

We have plenty of cards to make your friend, family member or colleague laugh on their birthday. Whether you call them old, a cunt, a twat or something nice you’re your favourite, our cards are sure to raise a smile although they might not earn you brownie points! We have offensive funny birthday cards for anyone you know with a foul mouth, blunt friends, honest brother, dads who love a bit of banter and sisters with amazing senses of humour.

Here at You Said It Cards we have plenty of rude birthday cards to choose from, some of our favourites and best sellers are – “Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard”, “Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt” and one from your child…. the dog! “Happy Birthday from your four legged child (The dog)”.

Why Choose Us for your Rude Birthday Cards?

Each birthday card is designed, printed and dispatched in-house, giving us the chance to offer you rude customised birthday cards. We use high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner making it easy to write. You’ll also have the option for us to print an inner message for an extra 75p.

Why not take advantage of our 5 cards for £9.99 offer and stock pile them for the year ahead. If you spend over £30 we’ll give you free UK standard delivery.

If you order before 2pm Monday – Friday we’ll post your card out the same day. You’ll also have the option of 1st Class or 2nd Class post. For more information regarding delivery or if you have any other questions, see our FAQ’s Page.

What Other Offensive Birthday Cards Do You Have?

Not only do we stock hundreds for funny birthday cards, we also stock rude birthday mugs, offensive birthday badges and funny birthday mirrors. Our funny birthday mugs are only £8.99 and will make a great gift for you dad, sister or friend and why not get straight to the point with one of our favourites our “Dick Head” mug.