Cheeky Birthday Cards

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  Birthday Cards

  Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

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  Cheeky Anniversary Cards

  A HORNY CARD

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  Birthday Cards

  BEER GOGGLES

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday to the Bang Tidy Card

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  Birthday Cards

  Here’s to another year of picking up my shit

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  Birthday Cards From The Pets

  Birthday wishes to my favourite member of staff

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  Birthday Cards

  I eat poo, then I lick your face Happy Birthday from your best friend

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday from your favourite shit machine

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  Birthday Cards

  I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh* Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards From The Pets

  Thank you for being my purr-fect (owner) servant

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday – I would say you deserve a day off, but I still need food in my bowl, so enjoy your day at work while I chill out

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  Birthday Cards

  I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Sister Little Bitch

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  Birthday Cards

  I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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  Birthday Cards

  At least if you run out of bog roll you can use this birthday card…

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy birthday, I was going to send you money but I spent it all on toilet roll

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  Birthday Cards

  Age gets better with Wine

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  Birthday Cards

  Have a Sick Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  9 out of 10 people get money in their cards. Happy Birthday number 10

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  Birthday Cards

  You Make Me Wet… Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet

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  Birthday Cards

  You’re Younger Than Me, Bitch

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  Birthday Cards

  You Look Nice Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Piss Face

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Puss Face

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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  Birthday Cards

  On this day you came out of a vagina, tonight you’ll be back in one

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  Birthday Cards

  I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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