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  • Birthday Cards

    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Magnificent Cock Birthday

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Shithead

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    If Birds Flirted Like Men

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    Happy Birthday Big Boy

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    Happy Birthday You Fucking Lazy Cunt

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    You old fart birthday card

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    Happy Birthday – Point Knob

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    Fancy a cheeky Birthday finger blast?

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    Happy birthday you little bellend card

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    Happy birthday to you, you piece of poo

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    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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    Birthday Lady Bitch

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    You’re gayncient LGBTQ+ birthday card

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY – GINGER MINGE – GINGER CAT

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    Only Wankers Are born in October – Happy Birthday

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    Rude Sweary Card – Flying F**k – Birthday Message – For Friends

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    Happy Birthday Bitch

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    Funny Dieting Bird Cartoon

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    Only Cunts Are Called – Happy Birthday Card

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    good Vibes On Your Birthday

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    I got you the best present ever! My penis for the night

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    Someone Thinks You’re Wonderful

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    Happy Birthday Sexy Mother Trucker

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    Happy Birthday you cock hungry whore!

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – MILF

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    Funny birthday card for those born in the late 1900s

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    Birthday Bitch

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite slag

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Rude Birthday Cards

Whether you have a friend whose birthday is just around the corner or a sibling that you like to mess with every now and then, getting something funny for their birthday will only strengthen your bond. We have a massive library of rude birthday cards with clever taglines that will definitely tickle their funny bones. So go ahead, explore our card range and get that special person something hilarious to make your birthday gift stand out.

We all know being rude in a funny way never gets old, you can tell someone how old they look on their birthday and share a few laughs without them taking it seriously. When you share a special bond with someone, they know even when you are being rude or offensive, you are just doing it to share a few laughs with them. So make your birthday wishes stand out from the rest of the traditional ones they’ll be getting and let them know you went out of your way to get them something unforgettable. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal. A funny and offensive tagline on the outside and something heartfelt on the inside will make the card even more memorable.