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  • Birthday Cards

    Pensioner Bus Pass Birthday Card: Not long to wait for yours

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    Roses are Red – Wet Over You

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    Happy Birthday Big Boy

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    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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    Rude Sweary Card – Flying F**k – Birthday Message – For Friends

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    Not So Fucking Special

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    Cheeky Happy Birthday Card

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    Birthday Tit

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    Bukkake Party

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    Boyfriend Hidden Message Birthday Card

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    Bitch Face Card

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    Happy Birthday – Lips

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    Happy Birthday You Jackass

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    Happy Birthday You Dirty Cow

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    Not the kind of shots you wanted on your birthday?

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY – GINGER MINGE – GINGER CAT

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    Obligatory card for whatever occasion we’re meant to be celebrating

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    You’re A W*nker

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Roses are red

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  • Funny Anniversary Cards

    Drip Like A Knackered Fridge

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  • Birthday Cards For Boyfriend

    Cumming In My Hair Tonight

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    Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

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    With age comes wisdom and the faint smell of wee birthday card

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    Oh good you’re still alive birthday, get well card

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    Another year closer to your over 50s plan birthday card

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    You old fart birthday card

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    You old cow birthday card

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    This card has knocked a few quid off your nursing home budget birthday card

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    Happy birthday you little prick card

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    Happy birthday you little knob card

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Rude Birthday Cards

Whether you have a friend whose birthday is just around the corner or a sibling that you like to mess with every now and then, getting something funny for their birthday will only strengthen your bond. We have a massive library of rude birthday cards with clever taglines that will definitely tickle their funny bones. So go ahead, explore our card range and get that special person something hilarious to make your birthday gift stand out.

We all know being rude in a funny way never gets old, you can tell someone how old they look on their birthday and share a few laughs without them taking it seriously. When you share a special bond with someone, they know even when you are being rude or offensive, you are just doing it to share a few laughs with them. So make your birthday wishes stand out from the rest of the traditional ones they’ll be getting and let them know you went out of your way to get them something unforgettable. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal. A funny and offensive tagline on the outside and something heartfelt on the inside will make the card even more memorable.