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  • Birthday Cards

    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fanny

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    We Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    I Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    You Make Me Wet… Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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    Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet

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    Happy Birthday you cock hungry whore!

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    On this day you came out of a vagina, tonight you’ll be back in one

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    I got you the best present ever! My penis for the night

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    I got you the best present ever! My vagina for the night

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    I didn’t know what present to get you, so this card and anal sex will have to do

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    I didn’t know what present to get you, so this card and a blow job will have to do

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    Happy Birthday you filthy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy bitch!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty bitch!

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    Birthday Bint

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    Happy Birthday from your number 1 Bint

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    Happy Birthday to my number 1 Bint

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    Happy Birthday To The Local Bike

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    Happy Birthday To The Village Bike

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    Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes

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    You are my breast friend Happy Birthday!

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Rude Birthday Cards

Whether you have a friend whose birthday is just around the corner or a sibling that you like to mess with every now and then, getting something funny for their birthday will only strengthen your bond. We have a massive library of rude birthday cards with clever taglines that will definitely tickle their funny bones. So go ahead, explore our card range and get that special person something hilarious to make your birthday gift stand out.

We all know being rude in a funny way never gets old, you can tell someone how old they look on their birthday and share a few laughs without them taking it seriously. When you share a special bond with someone, they know even when you are being rude or offensive, you are just doing it to share a few laughs with them. So make your birthday wishes stand out from the rest of the traditional ones they’ll be getting and let them know you went out of your way to get them something unforgettable. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal. A funny and offensive tagline on the outside and something heartfelt on the inside will make the card even more memorable.