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  • Birthday Cards

    Pensioner Bus Pass Birthday Card: Not long to wait for yours

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    Birthday Lady Bitch

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    Birthday Legend Twat

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    Someone Somewhere

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    Smile Birthday Twat

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    Smile Birthday Bellend

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    Smile Birthday Cunt

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    Smile Birthday Cock Sucker

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    Smile Birthday Dick

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    Smile Birthday Wanker

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    Smile Birthday Knob

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    Smile Birthday Slut

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    Smile Birthday Arse

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    Smile Birthday Bitch

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    Birthday Slut

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    Birthday Knobhead

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    Birthday Bellend

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    Birthday Wanker

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    Birthday Dickhead

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    Birthday Arsehole

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    Birthday Cunt

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    Birthday Twat

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    You’re gonna outlive us all funny birthday card for old people

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    Say Yes To Your Mistress

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    Roses are Red – Wet Over You

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    Happy Birthday Big Boy

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    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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    Rude Sweary Card – Flying F**k – Birthday Message – For Friends

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Rude Birthday Cards

Whether you have a friend whose birthday is just around the corner or a sibling that you like to mess with every now and then, getting something funny for their birthday will only strengthen your bond. We have a massive library of rude birthday cards with clever taglines that will definitely tickle their funny bones. So go ahead, explore our card range and get that special person something hilarious to make your birthday gift stand out.

We all know being rude in a funny way never gets old, you can tell someone how old they look on their birthday and share a few laughs without them taking it seriously. When you share a special bond with someone, they know even when you are being rude or offensive, you are just doing it to share a few laughs with them. So make your birthday wishes stand out from the rest of the traditional ones they’ll be getting and let them know you went out of your way to get them something unforgettable. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal. A funny and offensive tagline on the outside and something heartfelt on the inside will make the card even more memorable.