Rude Birthday Cards

Welcome to our Rude Birthday Cards collection — the home of cheeky jokes, adult humour and cards that say what everyone’s thinking. Whether you’re shopping for a mate with a wicked sense of humour, a big milestone where subtle just won’t do, or a partner who loves a bit of banter, you’ll find the perfect card here.

Every card is designed and printed in the UK using premium triple-coated matt finish stock, with an uncoated inner so you can hand-write your own message (or have us print it for you). We believe in quality, humour and speed — that’s why we offer same-day dispatch for orders placed by 2 pm (Mon–Fri), and our special deal means you can choose any 5 cards for just £9.99.

Unlike generic cards from big stores, our rude range is constantly updated with new designs, outrageous jokes and bold statements — so you’ll always find something that hits the mark. Plus, we’re proud to care for the environment: for every 30 cards sold, we plant a tree, and we use FSC-certified paper and compostable protectors.

Use the filters to browse by age, recipient, or style (rude, sweary, adult, cheeky). Whether it’s for a 21st, a 50th, or just to make a mate laugh, these cards are guaranteed to cause a few snorts and maybe a blush or two.