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  • Birthday Cards

    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Pensioner Bus Pass Birthday Card: Not long to wait for yours

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    Funny birthday card for those born in the late 1900s

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    Funny old age birthday card for OAPs

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    Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard

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    Anatomy Of A Slug

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    Funny Dieting Bird Cartoon

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    If Birds Flirted Like Men

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    Funny and cheeky birthday card for the spreadsheet geek in your life.

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    There Is No One Quite Like You

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    How Old?!

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    Holy Duck! It’s Your Birthday!

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    Holy Duck! You’re 50!

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    Holy Duck! You’re 40!

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    Holy Cow! It’s Your Birthday!

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    Someone Thinks You’re Wonderful

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    Cute Pair Of Tits

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    Look At The Stars

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    Cheer Up Fuckface It’s Your Birthday

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    I Fucking Love You

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    Stop Using My Razor On Your Fanny

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    Dance So Much Your Fanny Flaps

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    Happy birthday you d*ckhead – funny duck pun

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    Something Really Great – Here’s My Fanny

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    Wishing You Lot Of Cocktails!

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    Magnificent Cock Birthday

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    good Vibes On Your Birthday

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    Today Is All About You. Again.

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    Here’s A Picture Of My Willy

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    Hawk Tuah!

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Rude Birthday Cards

Whether you have a friend whose birthday is just around the corner or a sibling that you like to mess with every now and then, getting something funny for their birthday will only strengthen your bond. We have a massive library of rude birthday cards with clever taglines that will definitely tickle their funny bones. So go ahead, explore our card range and get that special person something hilarious to make your birthday gift stand out.

We all know being rude in a funny way never gets old, you can tell someone how old they look on their birthday and share a few laughs without them taking it seriously. When you share a special bond with someone, they know even when you are being rude or offensive, you are just doing it to share a few laughs with them. So make your birthday wishes stand out from the rest of the traditional ones they’ll be getting and let them know you went out of your way to get them something unforgettable. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal. A funny and offensive tagline on the outside and something heartfelt on the inside will make the card even more memorable.