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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentines Day to my amazing fiancé

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    You are really fucking fit

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    Happy Valentine’s Day from your favourite twat

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    All I want for Valentine’s Day is your dick in me

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    I’ve just baked you a finger pie, why don’t you cum and taste it?

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I heart your cock

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Heart Your Arse

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Fancy You To Bits

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    I love your chocolate starfish

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s day

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my legs want to socially distance

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentines Day to my amazing grandpa

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Rub Your Face on My Fanny… Happy Valentine’s Day

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Great Boyfriend! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day Arsehole

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Valentine’s Day – Cat Dad

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  • Birthday Cards

    Greetings from a world of sunshine and smiles :)

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Love You Almost As Much As I Love The Cat

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I really fucking love you

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    If I won the lottery, I’d take you to an all you can eat buffet chinese

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day – Butterflies – FiancĂ©

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Heart Fucking You

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    To my FiancĂ© on Valentines Day I can’t wait to be your wife

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  • Greetings Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day – Happy Ending?

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    It’s always been you

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I suppose you will do x

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    Funny, rude Happy Blow Job Day Valentine’s Day, anniversary card

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day to my favourite fuck buddy

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Secret Whore

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Valentine’s Cards For Him

So the day that is special for love birds around the globe is around the corner, and you have come here because you want to do something special for your man, right? Well, the great news is that we have exactly what you need to light up his face and bring out a few chuckles too. Our funny Valentines cards for him are meticulously crafted to make your man fall in love with you all over again. The heartfelt and funny tag lines will surely convey your love for him and let him know how much you care for him.

Even if you are getting the perfect gift for him, it won’t really be a thoughtful one if there are no feelings attached to it. Our Valentines cards for him can be the vessel carrying the emotions directly from your heart to him. And to make things more intimate, you can have something custom written inside the card as well. Even if you are telling him you love him for 100th time, writing on a card will be just like the first time. So go ahead, explore our massive range and get the card you know he will love the most.