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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Will you be my valentine?

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    My Pretty Litte Vibe | Cute Card | Forever Person

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    Best, Not Cheapest Valentine’s Day Card

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    Happy Valentines Day to my amazing boyfriend

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    Happy Valentine’s Day To Your Old Man Balls

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    All I want for Valentine’s Day is an Orgasm

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    Happy Valentines to the one I love

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I heart your cock

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day to the kind of Dad everyone wishes they had

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Fancy You To Bits

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    Happy Valentine’s Day Daddy you’ll always be my first Valentine

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    I’m so glad I swiped right

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    Happy Valentine’s Day Dad you’ll always be my first Valentine

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    Greetings from a world of sunshine and smiles :)

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    You and Me

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    Happy Valentine’s Day Daddy love from the bump

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Sure Need Pet Insurance, Cos I’m Gonna Let You Destroy My Pussy

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    I Heart Your Ass

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    You are really fucking fit

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    Fittest Boyfriend Ever

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    5 Star Review Great Would bang again

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Love You Forever

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    Happy first Valentines Day as my Daddy

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I LOVE TO FUCK YOU

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Love You Loads

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Happy Valentine’s Day to my favourite fuck buddy

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Pinky Promise to Annoy You Forever – Love & Anniversary / Valentines and More

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    Valentine’s Day – Dog Dad

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Fuck My Face

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    I Tolerate You

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Valentine’s Cards For Him

So the day that is special for love birds around the globe is around the corner, and you have come here because you want to do something special for your man, right? Well, the great news is that we have exactly what you need to light up his face and bring out a few chuckles too. Our funny Valentines cards for him are meticulously crafted to make your man fall in love with you all over again. The heartfelt and funny tag lines will surely convey your love for him and let him know how much you care for him.

Even if you are getting the perfect gift for him, it won’t really be a thoughtful one if there are no feelings attached to it. Our Valentines cards for him can be the vessel carrying the emotions directly from your heart to him. And to make things more intimate, you can have something custom written inside the card as well. Even if you are telling him you love him for 100th time, writing on a card will be just like the first time. So go ahead, explore our massive range and get the card you know he will love the most.