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  Father's Day Cards

  Billions of Testicles on this planet… I’m glad I came from yours

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  Christmas Cards

  Jingle My Baubles

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  Rude Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday I’m glad your Dad didn’t shoot you on your Mum’s face.

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  Father's Day Cards

  Gallons of Jizz on this planet… I’m glad I came from yours

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  Rude Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday We are so lucky your Dad left it in

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Heart Your Cum

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  Father's Day Cards

  Loads of Bollocks on this planet… I’m glad I came from yours

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Heart Your Jizz

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I Heart Your Piss Flaps

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  Rude Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Sometimes, even the weakest swimmers reach the egg.

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