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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Your cock makes my legs want to socially distance

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my legs want to socially distance

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  • Easter Cards

    Sending You Virtual Easter Hugs

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  • Mother's Day Cards

    Sending You Virtual Mother’s Day Cuddles

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  • Mother's Day Cards

    Sending You Virtual Mother’s Day Hugs

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  • Mother's Day Cards

    Happy Lockdown Mother’s Day

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  • Mother's Day Cards

    Happy Mother’s Day It’s so shit that I can’t see you today

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  • Christmas Cards

    Merry Christmas …But stay at Ho Ho Home

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  • Christmas Cards

    Wishing you a Merry Christmas from a Social Distance

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  • Christmas Cards

    Happy Quarantine Christmas

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  • Christmas Cards

    Happy Self-Isolation Christmas at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Mince Pies!

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  • Christmas Cards

    Happy Lockdown Christmas

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  • Christmas Cards

    Merry Christmask

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  • Christmas Cards

    Happy Christmas Thank Fuck this year is almost over!

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  • Christmas Cards

    Happy Shittest Christmas Ever

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  • Father's Day Cards

    Happy Shittest Father’s Day Ever

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  • Father's Day Cards

    Happy Father’s Day – Shame we can’t go to the Pub …but maybe next year!

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  • Father's Day Cards

    Happy Social Distancing Father’s Day

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  • Birthday Cards

    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Safe Two Metre Distance

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  • Birthday Cards

    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Social Distance

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Quarantined Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Lockdown Birthday At Least You Won’t Have To Share Your Cake!

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Social Distancing Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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  • Birthday Cards

    Sorry I can’t see you on your birthday this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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  • Birthday Cards

    Sorry your birthday is a bit shit this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Now Fucking Stay Indoors!

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Sending you long distance kisses

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Sending you long distance cuddles

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Sending you long distance hugs

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    There is no one else I would rather be in lockdown with

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