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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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  Birthday Cards

  On this day you came out of a vagina, tonight you’ll be back in one

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I wanna screw you anniversary, Valentine’s Day card

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  All I want for Valentine’s Day is Anal

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  Greetings Cards

  I love you/Eye heart ewe

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  Birthday Cards

  Hawk Tuah!

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  ANNOUNCE VALENTINE’S DAY SEX!

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Fancy a cheeky Valentine’s finger blast?

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  Any Occasion Mugs

  Top Shagger Mug

  £8.99

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I suppose we should have sex Happy Valentine’s Day

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  Any Occasion Mugs

  I Heart Sex Mug

  £8.99

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day… Now Get Your Dick Out!

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  You are that special someone who I want (to fuck) for the rest of my life

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  Love & Anniversary Cards

  Flick My Bean

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  Christmas Cards

  Pull my cracker Christmas card

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  Christmas Cards

  Here’s your Christmas Card now let me sit on your cock

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