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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum… Thanks for not swallowing me

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day from your little squirt

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day Thanks for not squirting me in Mum’s face

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Dad… Your balls produced some amazing sperm

  £2.99

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day Thanks for not swallowing me

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Badges

  No1 sperm Machine Badge

  £1.99

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  Father's Day Badges

  No1 Sperm Donor Badge

  £1.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day. Thanks for not wiping me on the sheets

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Dad without your sperm I wouldn’t be the person I am today

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  Father's Day Cards

  I WON! (Sperm) Happy Father’s Day

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards For Dad

  Thanks for the contribution, Dad (Sperm)

  £2.99

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