No Blowjob just this Shit Card Funny Birthday Card

Designed bytrendwaveoriginals

£2.99

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No Blowjob just this Shit Card Funny Birthday Card

Deliver some laughter (and a little shock) with this bold birthday card from TrendWave Originals! Featuring the cheeky phrase, “Lucky people get a blowjob for their birthday, but you’re just getting this shit card,” this design is perfect for those who appreciate a good dose of humor with a rude twist. With its eye-catching graphics and irreverent message, this card is sure to get a reaction from your friends. Ideal for birthdays where only the bravest can handle the truth—because who doesn’t love a little playful roasting on their special day?

All our greeting cards are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing.

We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope.

All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.

Delivery Information

Royal Mail 1st Class (estimated 1-3 working days) = £1.35 and 25p for every subsequent card.

Royal Mail 2nd Class (estimated 2-5 working days) = £0.85 and 25p for every subsequent card.

Royal Mail Tracked 24 (estimated 1 working day) = £3.95

Royal Mail Tracked 48 (estimated 2 working day) = £3.55

 

EU & International

EU Airmail (estimated 3-10 working days) = £2.50 and 50p for every subsequent card.

International (estimated 5-15 working days) = £2.50 and 50p for every subsequent card.

 

Order by 2pm Monday – Friday* and we’ll dispatch your card the same day.

*Excludes UK bank holidays

Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by Royal Mail.

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