Roses are Red Rude Christmas card – Greetings Card
Roses are red, violets are blue, I haven’t got you a present, will a blow job do? A funny and rude christmas card for your husband, boyfriend or partner
All our greeting cards are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing.
We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope.
All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.
Delivery Information
Royal Mail 1st Class (estimated 1-3 working days) = £1.70 and 50p for every subsequent card.
Royal Mail 2nd Class (estimated 2-5 working days) = £0.87 and 50p for every subsequent card.
Royal Mail Tracked 24 (estimated 1 working day) = £4.65
Royal Mail Tracked 48 (estimated 2 working day) = £3.95
EU & International
EU Airmail (estimated 3-10 working days) = £3.20 and 90p for every subsequent card.
International (estimated 5-15 working days) = £3.20 and 90p for every subsequent card.
Order by 2pm Monday – Friday* and we’ll dispatch your card the same day.
*Excludes UK bank holidays
Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by Royal Mail.
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