One of the most important days in the life of every couple is a Valentine’s Day. Though there is no exclusive day to express love, Valentine’s Day gives more strength to your expression of love mainly because the love that is spread in the air on this day. So if you want to show your undying love to your husband/wife or girlfriend/boyfriend, a Valentine’s Day card is a must. There is a wide range of them here at You Said It including Funny Valentine’s Cards, Rude Valentine’s Cards, and Offensive Valentine’s Cards etc. With that being said, there are some things that you need to do to make your Valentine’s Day wish a special one, have a look at them below:

Find a Matching Card:

The first and foremost thing to do is to find a card that matches with the status of your relationship. There are different phases and stages in a relationship and having a card appropriate to either one shows you put a thought in selecting it. And from our wide range of Funny Valentine’s Cards, Rude Valentine’s Cards, and Offensive Valentine’s Cards, you can get a card for every level of relationship. For instance, if your relationship is still in its early stages, you can get one of our simple and decent cards like the one that says “BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET… AND YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE”, or if you have moved forward to that stuff, you can get one of our cards that says “IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, SPREAD EM!.”

Add Some Romantic Quotes:

Even the people who have not yet been blessed with the gift of love will feel its vibes on this day. The day is filled with romance and smell of roses, and you need to add your share to it as well. You can do that by starting the message on your card with a romantic quote for your girlfriend/boyfriend or husband/wife. It is best if you can think of a quote by yourself because that would be totally exclusive, but even after giving it a lot of thought, you are unable to come up with something, you can always ask for some help from your friends or look up the internet.

Play With Words:

When you are writing the message in your card, make puns and play with your words to not only make your letter humorous but also double meaning. You can use sentences like “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.” Or anything that has a hidden meaning to it and some humour as well. This will keep your message light-toned, and you will come off as someone who has put a lot of thought in crafting this message and selecting this card.

No Need to Be Too Expensive:

Though this tip is not related to a Valentine’s Day card, it is important to be discussed here. Many boys and girls, spend tons of money on Valentine’s Day to make their partner happy. Well their emotion behind doing such thing is pure, but it is not necessary to spend a huge chunk of money on the expensive vine, giant sized teddy or a lot of chocolates that can give a toothache to your partner. All you need to do is to get a nice and meaningful card, write something thoughtful in it and give it to your partner with a bouquet of their favourite roses or the red ones.

So this is all there is to making your Valentine’s wish worth remembering for an eternity. Just keep it simple and get a card that is appropriate for your relationship stage. You can explore our Funny Valentine’s Cards, Rude Valentine’s Cards, or Offensive Valentine’s Cards to get the idea.

Rude Valentine's Cards
Offensive Valentine's Cards

Balloons, Confetti, Presents and Cakes; Birthdays are FUN! And to make it more joyful for your loved ones, you need to wish them in a way that shouts THOUGHTFUL! And sending them a personalised birthday card is the best way to do so. We at You Said It have an extensive range of Funny Birthday Cards, Rude Birthday Cards, and Offensive Birthday Cards with most relatable punch lines printed on them so your recipient can get some context as soon as he/she takes it out of the envelope. With that being said, let’s talk about how you can send a perfect birthday card:

Choose The Right Card:

Choosing the right card is not only the first but the most crucial step to making sure your birthday wish stands out. Firstly, you need to decide whether you want to explore funny birthday cards, rude birthday cards or offensive birthday cards. These three categories of birthday cards are the trendiest ones nowadays. When you are deciding a card among these niches, look for a card that has some relatable lines printed on it. For instance, if you are getting a card for your bestie who has quit drinking, you can get an offensive card saying “Sober Birthday? What Sort of Fuckery is that?” Obviously, he/she will know you are making a relatable joke through this card, but it will definitely stand out. 

Make It About The Recipient:

This is one of the most important days of their lives, and they should be the one feeling special. You need to talk about them when you are writing a message inside your printed card. If it is one of the offensive birthday cards, write something emotional about how nice it is to see them having a grip on their sobriety and not getting a drink even at their birthday. This will create a balance with the printed offensive line on the outside, and your recipient will appreciate you for being so thoughtful.

Share a Memory:

To make the card more thoughtful and not just a formality, you can add a memory that you two shared together. It can be something as small as a Sunday morning breakfast that you two enjoyed together. If that memory is making you happy when you think about it, there is a good chance that it will make them happy as well. And that is the whole point of sending out birthday cards to your loved ones, to bring them joy on this special day of their lives.

Write From Your Heart:

You don’t have to fill the whole card if you have little to write. Whatever you write, write it from the bottom of your heart even if it takes only a few lines. This is because sometimes a few lines can get your point across. Just make sure that your phrases are well thought as they will have more chances of standing out than some filler words.

Over to You:

Now that you know the things that you need to do to make your birthday card stand out, you should start doing your work from now if your loved one’s birthday is around the corner. We at You Said It would help you get the best and trendiest birthday cards including Funny Birthday Cards, Rude Birthday Cards, and Offensive Birthday Cards with most relatable punch lines printed on them. You can also ask us to print anything you want inside the card, and we will do it for you.

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Funny Birthday Card

When you have an anniversary around the corner, you need to start preparing for it with everything you’ve got because that’s the time to express your love and gratitude for the time you have spent together so far. And one of the essential things to have in your to do list is to have an anniversary card. It is the perfect mode of showing your love and pure emotions. And we can help you in that with our huge collection of anniversary cards including the Funny Anniversary Cards, Rude Anniversary Cards, and Offensive Anniversary Cards. With that said, have a look at some of the tips below to make your card more than just an anniversary card; a symbol of love:

Show it With a Card:

Though it is a digital age, it can never match the love and feelings that are expressed through a tangible medium; a card. But the more important thing than getting a card is to get something that can be cherished whenever it is read. And with our variety of anniversary cards including the Funny Anniversary Cards, Rude Anniversary Cards, and Offensive Anniversary Cards, you can find a card with a perfect punchline that will give your partner an instant laugh whenever it is read. For instance, one of our cards says “IM SO FUCKING GLAD I SWIPED RIGHT” so if you met your partner through Tinder, this card would simply be LIT!

Don’t Just Put a Thought, Pour Your Heart:

For your anniversary card to be a medium of your love and respect for your partner, you need to pour your heart into it. Think of the tidbits carefully but make sure to write about everything that makes you love them more and more with each anniversary like why you love him/her, what you like about them the most, and why you want to spend your rest of the life with them etc. You need to write your feelings on the card, and not just some generic lines like you made me a better person, or you have the most beautiful heart, these things don’t convey your own thoughts and emotions, be exclusive and be personal.

End With Love and Gratitude:

Once you are done pouring your heart on the card, end it with some simple one or two line sentences where you will promise your partner to love him/her for an eternity and how thankful you are to them for being with you and accepting and covering your flaws and mistakes while loving you at the same time. Write these things in your own style and according to the nature of your relationship.

Personally Deliver The Card:

You can always have the card delivered with a bouquet of flowers to your better half’s office or workplace, but that will not have the love and passion that is conveyed in person. Your expressions and emotions while your partner reads the card in front of you will depict the purity and truthfulness of every word that you have written in the card. And that is what every partner wants to see on any anniversary.

With these tips of making your anniversary card more special, you definitely warm the heart of your partner and will fill it with love and desire to be with you forever. And when it comes to helping you select the card, we are always here with our classic range of Funny Anniversary Cards, Rude Anniversary Cards, and Offensive Anniversary Cards.

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Funny Anniversary Cards

It’s that time of the year, the magic is in the air, the songs are being sung, and the celebrations have begun! This is the time when you need to send your loved ones a card they will already be expecting but after reading this post, your card will not be what they would expect it to be! Our wide range of Christmas cards including Funny Christmas Cards, Rude Christmas Cards, and Offensive Christmas Cards will help you get just the card, and this article will help you make it perfect. So without further ado, let’s begin:

Steer Clear of Typical Wishing Cards:

We cannot stress this point enough! Whether it is a birthday, valentine, anniversary or Christmas, your card needs to stand out. Everyone will be sending generic stuff printed on the card’s front page like have a blessed season or happy holidays, but your card needs to stand out so make sure to get one that is different from the rest. For instance, let’s say you are looking for a Christmas card for your friend who lives in another state or country, and you check our wide variety of Funny Christmas Cards, Rude Christmas Cards, or Offensive Christmas Cards, and you find a card that says “Seasons Greetings You Cunt.” How do you think your friend will react to this? He will obviously be rolling on the floor with laughter.

Make Your Message Short and Concise:

Once you have decided the card you are going to choose, you need to write a message about what you’ve been doing this year, and unless you are the most fascinating person on this planet which only Chuck Norris is, you need to include a few but important things only. And since you are keeping your message short and precise, you need to pick the tidbits you want to include carefully.

Leave Out The Sad Stuff:

Another thing that you should be careful about is to leave out the sad stuff because it is the occasion of joy and sadness has no place in it. No one needs to hear how jimmy’s haemorrhoids are not letting him play golf. So make sure to talk about things that make your recipient happy. Share some past memories of Christmas when you and your friend were together. This will not only make your message short, but it will only send positive vibes.

Be Sure to Sign it and Mail it on Time:

It is imperative that you sign your card even if you printed your name at the bottom. This will add to the personal touch to your card. And the one last thing that you must do is to mail your card by 17th December if you want it to reach your recipient’s letterbox before Christmas.

So this is all there is to know about what to do and what not to do when sending out a Christmas card. The crucial step is to select a card, and from our extensive range of Christmas cards including Funny Christmas Cards, Rude Christmas Cards, and offensive Christmas Cards, you need to get the one that suits the nature of your relationship with the recipient. Once that is done, rest is just a piece of cake.

Rude Christmas Cards
Rude Christmas Cards

Is it time to say adios to your favourite colleague or cheerio to the work mate you never really got to know? We have a wide range of goodbye cards to help you express how you really feel about them moving on to pastures new.

Whether you’re happy about it or not our funny goodbye cards will leave them in no doubt about where they stand.

February 14th, the one day a year when expressing your love for your significant other is no longer optional. Public displays of affection are rife, Facebook feeds are full of gloating images of flowers, jewellery, perfume and chocolate, couples check in at the most romantic hotels, fork out for expensive meals at candle lit restaurants and garage forecourts become the last chance saloon for desperate men scrambling for a bouquet and a card.

Instead of becoming part of the sea of hearts, roses and traditional Valentine’s Day tat why not show your partner how much you love them by demonstrating how well you know them? So, if they’re a cunt, tell them with a card from our range of cunt Valentine’s Day cards.

I’m sure over the years of meeting people you will have come across a few cunts? Not literally.. or maybe you have, that’s a story for another day, but I’m sure you know at least one! That’s why we created the cunt range of greeting cards, badges and mirrors, so you’re never stuck when thinking of what kind of birthday, Christmas or Valentine’s Day card to buy them. So I thought I would bore you all and show you some of my favourite cards we have on our site.