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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday To The Laziest Cunt I know!

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    Funny autocorrect Happy Ducking Birthday card

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    Smile Birthday Wanker

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    How many fucking candles is that now!!

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    Trucker Fucker!

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In July

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    What A Cunt

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    Happy Birthday Gym Wanker

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Dickhead

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    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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    Happy Fucking Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    30 Years of Being a Twat

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    18 & Still A Dickhead

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    40 & Still A Cunt

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    Only twats are born in January – Happy Birthday!

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    Only cunts are born in December – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Fucking Birthday – funny puking balloon birthday card

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    Smile Birthday Cunt

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    18 & Still A Cunt

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    Birthday Slut

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – MILF

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    Happy Birthday – One Year Older And You’re Still A Dickhead!

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    40 & Still A Prick

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    Only twats are born in May – Happy Birthday!

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    Only cunts are born in May – Happy Birthday

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    Smile Birthday Knob

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    Happy Birthday – One Year Older And You’re Still A Prick!

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    Happy Birthday to a Wanker

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite fuckwit

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Sweary Birthday Cards

Swearing is a completely different language on its own, you can swear all day, and people on the receiving end will still love you because they know your cursing is a form of affection. Be it your family members or friends, a healthy dose of cursing is a way of telling them; I love you. So if someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, giving them sweary birthday cards will only strengthen your special bond.

We have a wide assortment of cards ranging from cunt birthday cards and twat birthday cards to dickhead birthday cards. All of them have these swear words written with clever taglines that will compel the recipient to laugh out loud. So if you want to try out something new and fun this time instead of handing out the typical ‘happy birthday’ cards, then give our collection a try. We have put a good amount of thought into coming up with these taglines encompassing cuss words to take your birthday wishes to a whole new level. 

If you have some of your own swear words in mind, maybe some inside curses that you came up with, be sure to let us know, we can print them inside the card as well. This will double the dose of laughter the birthday boy or girl is going to get.