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    Only Cunts Are Called – Happy Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday Gym Wanker

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    Cunt Cunt Cunt…

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    Only twats are born in June – Happy Birthday!

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    Only cunts are born in August – Happy Birthday

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    Birthday Bitch

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    30 & Still A Dickhead

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    Happy Birthday – Point Prick

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    FFS – You’re How Old?

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In June

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Dickcissel

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    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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    18 & Still A Dickhead

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    Only cunts are born in April – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in May – Happy Birthday

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    and Fucked Card

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    Have a Shit Birthday You Twat

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    40 & Still A Prick

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    Someone Somewhere

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    21 & Still A Prick

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    Hey Cunt… Happy Birthday!

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    Smile Birthday Bitch

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt

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    Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

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    You’re A W*nker

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    Old As Fuck Funny/Rude/Sweary Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Bitch

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    30 & Still A Cunt

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    Only twats are born in July – Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Metalhead Wanker

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Sweary Birthday Cards

Swearing is a completely different language on its own, you can swear all day, and people on the receiving end will still love you because they know your cursing is a form of affection. Be it your family members or friends, a healthy dose of cursing is a way of telling them; I love you. So if someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, giving them sweary birthday cards will only strengthen your special bond.

We have a wide assortment of cards ranging from cunt birthday cards and twat birthday cards to dickhead birthday cards. All of them have these swear words written with clever taglines that will compel the recipient to laugh out loud. So if you want to try out something new and fun this time instead of handing out the typical ‘happy birthday’ cards, then give our collection a try. We have put a good amount of thought into coming up with these taglines encompassing cuss words to take your birthday wishes to a whole new level. 

If you have some of your own swear words in mind, maybe some inside curses that you came up with, be sure to let us know, we can print them inside the card as well. This will double the dose of laughter the birthday boy or girl is going to get.