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  • Birthday Cards

    Pulp Fiction Jules Birthday Card

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  • Greetings Cards

    Rude Sweary Card – Mini F**k – Finger Up Card – Small but Sassy

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    Rude Sweary Card – Flying F**k – Birthday Message – For Friends

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  • Birthday Cards

    Not So Fucking Special

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  • Greetings Cards

    Bitch Face Card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday You Jackass

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    Happy Birthday You Dirty Cow

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    Optimist, Pessimist & Realist

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  • Funny Birthday Cards

    What A Cunt

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  • Birthday Cards For Him

    Rude Birthday Card, You Old Fart

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    You’re A W*nker

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    Happy birthday you little prick card

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    Happy birthday you little knob card

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    Happy birthday you little bellend card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny autocorrect Happy Ducking Birthday card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Dickcissel

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  • Birthday Cards

    Balloons & Shit Birthday Card – Sweaty Care Much

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  • Birthday Cards

    Old & Full Of S**T Birthday Card – Talks Rubbish

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  • Birthday Cards

    Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

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    and Fucked Card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday – How can you be fucking [Choose Age] already?!

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  • Birthday Cards

    Only Cunts Are Called – Happy Birthday Card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Only (Insult) Are Born In (Month) – Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    Millennial Cunt

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    Millennial Twat

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In December

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In November

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In October

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In September

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  • August Birthday Cards

    Only Dickheads Are Born In August

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Sweary Birthday Cards

Swearing is a completely different language on its own, you can swear all day, and people on the receiving end will still love you because they know your cursing is a form of affection. Be it your family members or friends, a healthy dose of cursing is a way of telling them; I love you. So if someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, giving them sweary birthday cards will only strengthen your special bond.

We have a wide assortment of cards ranging from cunt birthday cards and twat birthday cards to dickhead birthday cards. All of them have these swear words written with clever taglines that will compel the recipient to laugh out loud. So if you want to try out something new and fun this time instead of handing out the typical ‘happy birthday’ cards, then give our collection a try. We have put a good amount of thought into coming up with these taglines encompassing cuss words to take your birthday wishes to a whole new level. 

If you have some of your own swear words in mind, maybe some inside curses that you came up with, be sure to let us know, we can print them inside the card as well. This will double the dose of laughter the birthday boy or girl is going to get.