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    I couldn’t ask for a grater, Merry Christmas

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    Merry Christmas to my Boyfriend

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    Merry Christmas Dick Head

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    Happy first Christmas as my Boyfriend

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    Happy Christmas to the One I Love

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    Merry Christmas to my Fiancé

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    This Guy Loves Christmas

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    The Turkey isn’t the only thing in the oven – Happy Christmas Daddy to be!

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    Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year

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    Cheeky Christmas card for husband or boyfriend – Well Hung

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    All I want for Christmas is You / To Be Fucked

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    Christmas Joy in Bloom – Hand Holding Festive Floral Bouquet Greeting Card

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    Meet me under the mistletoe… Naked!

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    Merry Christmas Beautiful

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    He knows when you’ve been wanking

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    Merry Christmas – Piss Off from Cat

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    Merry Christmas Dickhead

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing fiancé

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    Christmas Wine Card

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    Merry Christmas to my Male

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    Merry Christmas – Now please unwrap me

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing Boyfriend

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    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

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    Christmas Cake!

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    All I want for Christmas is (to fuck) you

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    Merry Christmas to my best fuck buddy

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Boyfriend Christmas Card:

We have a large assortment of traditional and downright funny Christmas cards for your BAE. Whether he is a new catch or an old hat who just hasn’t put a ring on it yet, you can be sure that we have a perfect funny Christmas card for him. Perhaps you want to tell him to tie you up with Christmas lights or to dress like a sexy Santa on Christmas Eve; we have you covered. 

Or maybe you prefer a more sentimental card for your sexy boyfriend at Christmas. We have those as well. We offer a vast assortment of funny and rude Christmas cards that range from hilariously obscene to tame enough to show even the most stringent Mom and Dad. Win extra brownie points with his family for your choice in loving and sentimental wife material cards. 

And then in private, win him over with a funny and rude Christmas card to make sure he remembers exactly why he is with you. If he winds up being your Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now, we can make sure that over the Christmas season, at least, he knows how much he means to you.