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    You’re on Santa’s cunt list this year

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    Happy Christmas You Miserable Git

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    Happy first Christmas as my Boyfriend

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    Merry Christmas To My Gorgeous Boyfriend – Reindeers Christmas Card

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    Merry Christmas To My Favourite

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    Merry Christmas – Now please unwrap me

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    If I told you what I want for Christmas, I’d end up on the naughty list

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    Merry Christmas – Cute Penguins

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    Merry Christmas to the most perfect person

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    Merry Christmas – Crashed Santa and Rudolf

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    Here’s your Christmas Card now let me sit on your cock

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    Merry Christmas from your best fuck buddy

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    Merry Christmas – Piss Off from Cat

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    Jingle Bells Smells

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    Roses are Red Rude Christmas card

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing Boyfriend

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    This Boy Loves Christmas

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    Suck My Christmas Baubles

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    To me, you are perfect Christmas card

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    Merry Christmas – Thinking of You – Aubergine

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    Happy Christmas To My Pain in the Arse

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    Have a wonderful Christmas

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Boyfriend Christmas Card:

We have a large assortment of traditional and downright funny Christmas cards for your BAE. Whether he is a new catch or an old hat who just hasn’t put a ring on it yet, you can be sure that we have a perfect funny Christmas card for him. Perhaps you want to tell him to tie you up with Christmas lights or to dress like a sexy Santa on Christmas Eve; we have you covered. 

Or maybe you prefer a more sentimental card for your sexy boyfriend at Christmas. We have those as well. We offer a vast assortment of funny and rude Christmas cards that range from hilariously obscene to tame enough to show even the most stringent Mom and Dad. Win extra brownie points with his family for your choice in loving and sentimental wife material cards. 

And then in private, win him over with a funny and rude Christmas card to make sure he remembers exactly why he is with you. If he winds up being your Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now, we can make sure that over the Christmas season, at least, he knows how much he means to you.