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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Old

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    FFS – You’re How Old?

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    Happy Birthday – Flowers and Petals

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    Happy Birthday – Point Knob

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    Happy Birthday – Point Twat

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    Little Note – Happy Birthday

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    You’re gonna outlive us all funny birthday card for old people

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    Happy Birthday – Floral

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    Happy Birthday – Rockstar!

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    Happy Birthday – Butterfly

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    Happy Birthday – Think Gay

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    Happy Birthday – Wines

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    Happy Birthday – Beers

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    Happy Birthday – Gin

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    Happy Birthday from the Cat

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    Well Done – Lived One More Year – Birthday

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    Happy Birthday – Butterflies

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    Happy Birthday – Flowers

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    Smile It’s Your Birthday – Dog

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    Happy Eightieth Birthday

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    Happy birthday to someone who brightens up the world just by being in it

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    Your Eighties have expired Happy Birthday

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    Your Seventies have expired Happy Birthday

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    Fabulous, Happy Birthday Card

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    and Fucked Card

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    Happy Birthday – How can you be fucking [Choose Age] already?!

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    We regret to inform you that your seventies have EXPIRED

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    I regret to inform you that your seventies have EXPIRED

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80th Birthday Cards

Be it your mom, dad, sibling, or just a friend, when they turn 80; they reach a stage where they have been through almost all seasons of life. Be it the rain of sorrows or the spring of happiness; they have seen it all. This is the time they are the wisest and most mature, even when they don’t show this. So hardly anything will excite them. Things like a Rolex watch or an expensive perfume won’t hold the value that they do for someone who’s below 40. They need you to give them something on their birthday that has an emotional value attached to it. Our 80th birthday cards offer just that.

We have a wide range of funny 80th birthday cards with moving messages that will definitely fill every pore of their skin with joy. And if he’s an old man who makes dad jokes every now and then, our wide assortment of rude 80th birthday cards will be a perfect fit. The clever puns and highly relatable, hilarious punch lines will definitely make him burst out with laughter.

You can also have something custom written inside the card to make it more personal and give a special touch that will show them you put a lot of thought and effort into it.