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    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Aston Martin Birthday Card for Dad

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    Happy Birthday – Flowers and Petals

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    Happy Birthday to my future Husband

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    Happy Birthday to an amazing Grandson

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Knobhead

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    40 Years of Being a Twat

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    Bitcoin Birthday Card

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    Spiders

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    Happy Birthday To My Human Servant

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    Happy Birthday to my amazing Uncle

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    Cheeky Boob Joke BIrthday Card For Him

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    Happy Birthday Dad

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    21 & Still A Prick

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    Funny Birthday Card For Dad – Broken Drum Joke

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    Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay

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    You’re gonna outlive us all funny birthday card for old people

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    You’re The Kind of Grandad Everyone Wishes They Had

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    To Drinking Past Your Bedtime – Cow Pun – Beer Themed Card

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In June

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    Happy Birthday to my amazing Daughter

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    Fuck, You’re Old!

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    Happy Birthday Ginger Cunt

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    Only Absolute Legends were born on this day

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    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday To My Pawsome Dog Papa

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    FFS – You’re How Old?

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    Your Eighties have expired Happy Birthday

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.