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    Only Dickheads Are Born In March

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In February

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    Even Cunts deserve a birthday card

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    Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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    Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

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    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Millennial Cunt

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    Millennial Twat

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In December

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In November

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In October

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In September

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In August

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In July

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In June

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In May

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In April

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In January

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    Happy Birthday Brother Dickhead

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    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Safe Two Metre Distance

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Social Distance

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    Happy Quarantined Birthday

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday At Least You Won’t Have To Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Social Distancing Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Sorry I can’t see you on your birthday this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Sorry your birthday is a bit shit this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.