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  • Birthday Cards

    There’s No One Else Quite Like You Brother – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Cute Ramen Noodles Birthday Card

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    Aston Martin Birthday Card for Dad

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    Old age air fryer birthday card: The next minute you’re buying an air fryer Birthday Card

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    It’s your Birthday so no expense spared! Funny Reduced Budget Card

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    Happy birthday my brother from an otter mother

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    Stop Shaving Your Balls With My Razor – Funny Card For Husband/Boyfriend

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    Birthday Licks to the Best Dog Dad

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    Funny, rude anniversary, birthday card – Plump, sweet and ready to be creamed

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    Spiders

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    Good Dick

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    I couldn’t ask for a grater Dad Happy Birthday

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    You’re The Kind of Friend Everyone Wishes They Had

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    You’re The Kind of Cousin Everyone Wishes They Had

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    You’re The Kind of Brother Everyone Wishes They Had

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    You’re The Kind of Great Grandad Everyone Wishes They Had

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    You’re The Kind of Papa Everyone Wishes They Had

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    You’re The Kind of Daddy Everyone Wishes They Had

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    Thanks for Beeing Such an amazing Daddy

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    Thanks for Beeing Such an amazing Dad

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  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Turtley Awesome

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    Papa bear – Father’s Day

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Twat

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Shithead

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Prick

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Old

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Knobhead

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Fuckwit

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Cunt

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.