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    Smile Birthday Arse

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    Hallow There | Happy Birthday Card | Magical Wizards & Witches | Friends | Kids

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    Happy Birthday to the best Step Dad

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    Only twats are born in December – Happy Birthday!

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    Only Wankers Are born in December – Happy Birthday

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    Have an EGG-CELLENT Birthday

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    Tudor King Henry VIII Another Big Day Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday Cloud Card

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    Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet

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    Birthday Cunt

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    Funny Birthday Card For Dad – Broken Drum Joke

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    Only cunts are born in April – Happy Birthday

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    May your birthday be as amazing as you are

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Grandad in the world

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    Gamer Birthday Card For Him

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    Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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    Happy Birthday to my amazing Son

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    Happy first Birthday as my big Brother

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    BLAADY CANDLES!

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    Happy Birthday to my Great Grandad love from the bump

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    Happy Birthday to my Husband to be

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    Birthday Wanker

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    Even Pricks deserve a birthday card

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    Happy Birthday Dog Daddy We woof you so much

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    Happy Birthday now let’s get pissed and eat a buffet Chinese

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    Super Buff Gym Bro

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    Well Done – Lived One More Year – Birthday

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    Papa bear – Father’s Day

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    Only Wankers Are born in August – Happy Birthday

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.