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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Aston Martin Birthday Card for Dad

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cum Guzzler

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    Birthday Cake!

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Papa In The World

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    Next Birthday you’ll be my Husband

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    Happy Birthday – Point Prick

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Brother In The World

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In April

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    18 & Still A Cunt

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    You’re The Kind of Friend Everyone Wishes They Had

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    Birthday Cards For Brothers

    I Regret To Inform You That Your Teens Have Now Expired Personalised Name

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    The man, the myth, the tache birthday, Father’s Day, anniversary, Valentine’s Day card

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    Grandson 2nd Birthday Card – Dinosaur

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    Happy Birthday to an amazing friend

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    50 & Still A Dickhead

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    Happy Birthday to the Male

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    40 Years of Being a Twat

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    Your Seventies have expired Happy Birthday

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    Ferrari GTO Birthday Card for Dad

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    Happy Birthday to our amazing Nephew

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    You’re The Kind of Daddy Everyone Wishes They Had

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    Happy Birthday Bambino

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  • April Birthday Cards

    Only Wankers Are born in April – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Daddy in the world

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    Happy Birthday – One Year Older And You’re Still A Cunt!

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    Happy Birthday Dad Fit From Daughter

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    Happy Birthday To The Lad Whose Bedroom Is Like a Tissue Sample Room

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    Happy Birthday To The Local Bike

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    Happy Birthday To Our Favourite Vegan

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.