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    I Got You A Birthday Present – Funny Chocolate Birthday Card

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    Funny Birthday Card – VAR – Checking Age – Past Your Prime

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    Porsche 911 Birthday Card for Dad

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    Only Wankers Are born in December – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to a special friend

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    I got you the best present ever! My penis for the night

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    Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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    Only cunts are born in May – Happy Birthday

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    Happea Birthday To My Amazing Brother

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    Rude Birthday Card, You Old Fart

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    We regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    I Can’t Believe You’re Older Than The Internet… Happy Birthday

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    50 Years of Being a Twat

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    Your Teens have expired Happy Birthday

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    Obi Wan Kenobi – Valentines

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    There’s No One Else Quite Like You Brother – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday – Point Knob

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    Stranger Things Murray Birthday Snookums

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    Happy Birthday to the best Dog Grandad in the world

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    Happy Birthday To The Person Who Gets Me Hard

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite twat

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    Happy Birthday to a Wanker

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    You’re The Kind of Dad Everyone Wishes They Had

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    Funny Rude And Cute Happy Birthday Card

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    Happy 1st Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in June – Happy Birthday

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    I regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    I Think Me Being Your Husband Is Enough Of A Birthday Gift

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    Happy Birthday To My Human Servant

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    Birthday King Charles I Enjoy it While it Lasts

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Birthday Cards For Him

Giving something thoughtful on every occasion you two share as a couple is crucial for a healthy relationship. Giving something tangible works like a vessel that conveys your feelings to your significant others. And cards are the best way to do this because they give words to your scattered feelings and let the other person know much you care for them. Plus, if the card is hilarious, it will only make your occasion more fun and memorable. So if your man’s birthday is right across the corner, you need our funny birthday cards for him.

All of our funny and rude birthday cards for him are unique because we come up with our own clever taglines instead of scrapping commonly used ones form the internet. This makes our cards stand out and make them something that shows you care enough to go out of your way and get them a card that is one in a million. Whether he is your husband or boyfriend, he will be expecting something unique from you out of the hundreds of wishes he will receive. And that’s what you will do with the help of our premium birthday cards for him.

Besides the hilarious lines written on our cards, we can also write anything you want inside to make it more personal, unique, and thoughtful.