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    Jingle Bells Smells

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    Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt

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    Wishing you a wonderful Christmas

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    Merry Christmas Shit Head

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    Smile Bitch It’s Christmas

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    It’s Christmas Already – Bugger Me!

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    Happy Christmas from your favourite cunt

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    Have a wonderful Christmas

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    Merry & Bright

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    Sending You My Christmas Love

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    Santa is a cunt – Merry Christmas!

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    He knows when you’ve been wanking

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    Merry Christmas – Present Snow Globes

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    Merry Christmas You Bellend

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    All I want for Christmas is your dick… in me!

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    Merry Christmas Dick Head

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    This Guy Loves Christmas

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    Happy Christmas to My Favourite Cunt

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    Season’s Greetings – Christmas Tree and Presents

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    Merry Christmas – Thinking of You – Aubergine

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    Happy Christmas to the one i love

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing Fiancé

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    FFS – It’s Christmas?

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    I would love to suck your candy cane

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    Merry Christmas – Snow Crap

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    Christmas Twat

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    Smile You Arsehole It’s Christmas

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    This Boy Loves Christmas

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Husband Christmas Card:

Looking for the perfect card for your hunky husband at Christmas? We’ve got you. We have a large assortment of rude and hilarious Christmas cards that will show your amazing husband just how fabulous you (and he) really are. He will be waiting under the mistletoe once he opens this year’s card from you, eager to kiss you. 

Our cards are funny or sarcastic but always thoughtful and unique. Maybe you want to tell your husband you want to hug him under the mistletoe tightly or perhaps you would prefer to give a more traditional Merry Christmas card, we have you covered. Our large assortment of husband Christmas cards will allow you to express almost any sentiment on this special holiday, even if it’s not a traditional one. 

So, go ahead, let your man know that you love him on this special occasion. Our husband Christmas cards can be customized with a personal message inside to make them even more unique to you. Say Merry Christmas the traditional way in front of the in-laws with our sentimental cards but give him a funny and rude Christmas card once ma has nodded out for the night. Our cards are as unique and hilarious as you are. Remind hubs of your awesomeness with a You Said It card this Christmas.