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    This Boy Loves Christmas

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    This Guy Loves Christmas

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    Merry Christmas – I Love You Beyond The Stars

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    It’s time for some festive intercourse

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    Meet me under the mistletoe… Naked!

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    Merry Christmas to my Male

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Looking for the perfect card for your hunky husband at Christmas? We’ve got you. We have a large assortment of rude and hilarious Christmas cards that will show your amazing husband just how fabulous you (and he) really are. He will be waiting under the mistletoe once he opens this year’s card from you, eager to kiss you. 

Our cards are funny or sarcastic but always thoughtful and unique. Maybe you want to tell your husband you want to hug him under the mistletoe tightly or perhaps you would prefer to give a more traditional Merry Christmas card, we have you covered. Our large assortment of husband Christmas cards will allow you to express almost any sentiment on this special holiday, even if it’s not a traditional one. 

So, go ahead, let your man know that you love him on this special occasion. Our husband Christmas cards can be customized with a personal message inside to make them even more unique to you. Say Merry Christmas the traditional way in front of the in-laws with our sentimental cards but give him a funny and rude Christmas card once ma has nodded out for the night. Our cards are as unique and hilarious as you are. Remind hubs of your awesomeness with a You Said It card this Christmas.