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Whether you’re a bah humbug or counting down the days, we’ve got loads of funny Christmas cards to choose from!
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Funny Christmas Cards
Christmas for many is one of the best things ever and for others, it’s the worst day of the year. Whether you’re a bah humbug! or counting down the sleeps till Christmas in the Summer, you know sending a Christmas card is one of the best ways to let a family member or a friend know that you’re thinking of them. Whether it’s a funny Christmas card, rude Christmas card or simply a traditional one, we’ve got most of them covered!
Here at You Said It Cards we have a wide range of Funny Christmas Cards for all the family… maybe, and plenty of offensive Christmas Cards for those who really get on your tits but you know they’ll see the funny side. We even have a range of Cunt Christmas Cards for that really annoying sibling or friend.
Some of our favourite and best-selling funny xmas cards are – "Santa Doesn’t Like Cunts… That’s You Fucked Then Isn’t It!", "Jingle Bellend" and for those like me, "Shit a brick, It’s Christmas!". Each card comes with the option to choose from over 9 different envelope colours, but since it’s Christmas red is normally the most popular choice.
So don’t forget to check your xmas card list twice this year and make sure the naughty are given an offensive xmas card and for the nice…. maybe a charity card?….
Why Choose Us for Rude Christmas Cards?
All our cards are printed on high quality paper with an uncoated inner making it easier to write on. If you’re like me and have awful handwriting, why not get an inner messaged printed for an extra £0.75. We can even post them directly to your victim!
If you’re not unlucky like me and have more than 3 friends to send a funny Christmas card too, we have a great offer for 5 cards for only £9.99 and if you spend over £20 we’ll even give you free P&P.
If you order before 3pm Monday – Friday we’ll post out your card the same day. You’ll also have the option of 1st Class or 2nd Class post. For more information regarding delivery or if you have any other questions, see our FAQ’s Page.
What Other Funny Christmas Products Do You Have?
If you’re feeling generous this Christmas we have a range of Funny Christmas Mugs, Rude Christmas Badges and even Offensive Christmas Mirrors to give to one or more of your victims. Christmas isn’t only a time for giving, it’s a time to have a laugh and our gifts will be great for funny secret Santa gifts or funny stocking fillers. Our rude xmas mugs are only £7.99 and we also have a range of cunt Christmas mugs to go with any cunt Christmas card.