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    Alexa Send a Christmas Card to my favourite Twat

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    Alexa Send a Christmas Card to my favourite Cunt

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    Alexa Send a Christmas Card to our favourite Twat

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    Alexa Send a Christmas Card to our favourite Cunt

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    Happy Christmas Reindeer

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    Happy Christmas Gingerbread

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    Merry Christmas From your Little Shits

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    Merry Christmas From your Little Shit

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    Happy Christmas From your Little Shits

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    Happy Christmas From your Little Shit

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    Fuck Christmas

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    Fuck 2020

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    Merry Christmas …But stay at Ho Ho Home

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    Wishing you a Merry Christmas from a Social Distance

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    Happy Christmas To You Both

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    Happy Christmas To You

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    Happy Shittest Christmas Ever

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    Another shitty christmas card

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    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal …And a Happy New Year

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    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

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    Happy Christmas and Shalom to you

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    Shalom Merry Christmas

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    Christmas Jumper Wanker

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    SHIT ON IT! Merry Christmas

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    Merry Christmas You Bald Cunt

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    Merry Christmas You Geriatric Cunt

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    Merry Christmas To Our Favourite Cunt

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    Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Cunt

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    I was going to get you a nice christmas card, then I remembered you’re a cunt

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    have yourself a merry fucking christmas

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Parents Christmas Card:

Love your parents? Love showing them how amazing they are and how grateful you are that they changed your shitty diapers? Remember, these are the people that taught you to use a toilet. And for that fact alone, they deserve nothing but the best. We have a wide assortment of funny or rude Christmas cards for parents of all shapes and sizes. 

From the overly sentimental mushy variety to the downright offensive, we have a card for that. Your family isn’t boring, so why do your Christmas cards need to be? They don’t. We have a relatable card for every type of parent that will show them how much you truly care. Nothing says Christmas like a card reminding them that you could’ve gone to the drain that night. So, go ahead, indulge, get them each a card reminding them of their sacrifices and challenges of raising you, the apple of their eye. 

After all, they remember the nights before you were born when they could be in bed all night without the piercing cry of new born raising hell at 3 am. What better way to thank them for giving all that up to raise you than with a funny Christmas card? It’s not like they have to change your diaper now, but you did steal the best years of their life.