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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Spicy Margarita – Hot Stuff

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    Funny Birthday Card – VAR – Checking Age – Past Your Prime

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    We regret to inform you that your forties have EXPIRED

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt

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    Orchids Birthday

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    I regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

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    Happy 40th Birthday – Mid-life Crisis

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    Funny Rude And Cute Happy Birthday Card

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    Only Cunts Are Called – Happy Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday to my favourite arse

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  • Birthday Cards For Wife

    Wife – I love your Beaver

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    Happy 37th Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Hot Stuff

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    Happy Birthday You Dirty Cow

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    Congrats On Having The Coolest Husband

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    Happy Birthday you sexy slut!

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  • Birthday Cards For Mum

    Birthday Card from the Dog – Happy Birthday Dog Mum – Brown Dog

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    Happy Birthday To my Beautiful Wife

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cum Guzzler

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    Happy Birthday to my favourite spunk sponge

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    Have an EGG-CELLENT Birthday

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    Funny Birthday Card – From Your Favorite Child, With Love!

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    Happy Cake for Breakfast Day!

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    Happy Birthday – Butterflies

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    “Buzzing Birthday Fun Card”

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    Fancy a Bit of Birthday Anal?

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    Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday – Here’s a Tena!

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    That Age Card – Empty Dishwasher – Funny – House Proud

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Shag

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Birthday Cards For Wife

Some women are sensitive creatures who need to be handled with love, care, and respect, especially by their partner. So if your girl’s birthday is coming up in a few days, you need to go out of your way and get her something that shows you’ve put some thought and effort into it. Our massive assortment of funny birthday cards for wife will not only melt her heart, but the hilarious tag lines will also crack her up.

On her birthday, she needs the reassurance that your love has only blossomed since the day you both set eyes on each other. No matter how much you express your feelings to her, special occasions like birthdays and anniversaries need special efforts. So get our funny and rude birthday cards for wife, have something custom written inside that you know will melt her heart and show her how much you love her.

We also have a discounted offer of 5 cards for £9.99, so you can get different ones for different occasions. Give her humorous cards every now and then to make your relationship more spontaneous. Girls love these type of things.