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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday from the Male

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    Happy Birthday from your Male

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    Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity

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    Happy Birthday to the Female

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    Happy Birthday to my Female

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    We regret to inform you that your seventies have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your sixties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your forties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

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    You Make Me Wet… Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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    You Look Nice Happy Birthday

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    Shalom Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday you cock hungry whore!

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    I got you the best present ever! My penis for the night

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    I got you the best present ever! My vagina for the night

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    Have an EGG-CELLENT Birthday

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    HA-PEA BIRTHDAY

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    Happy Birthday you filthy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy bitch!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty bitch!

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    Birthday Bint

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    I regret to inform you that your seventies have EXPIRED

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    I regret to inform you that your sixties have EXPIRED

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    I regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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Birthday Cards For Wife

Some women are sensitive creatures who need to be handled with love, care, and respect, especially by their partner. So if your girl’s birthday is coming up in a few days, you need to go out of your way and get her something that shows you’ve put some thought and effort into it. Our massive assortment of funny birthday cards for wife will not only melt her heart, but the hilarious tag lines will also crack her up.

On her birthday, she needs the reassurance that your love has only blossomed since the day you both set eyes on each other. No matter how much you express your feelings to her, special occasions like birthdays and anniversaries need special efforts. So get our funny and rude birthday cards for wife, have something custom written inside that you know will melt her heart and show her how much you love her.

We also have a discounted offer of 5 cards for £9.99, so you can get different ones for different occasions. Give her humorous cards every now and then to make your relationship more spontaneous. Girls love these type of things.