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    Merry Christmas – Fireplace

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Mum in the world

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    This Bitch Loves Christmas

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    Happy Christmas Dog Mummy I woof you so much

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    I eat poo, then I lick your face Happy Christmas from your best friend

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    Merry Christmas – Crashed Santa and Rudolf

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    Smile You Wanker It’s Christmas

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    Cute Corgi Merry Christmas Card

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    Happy Christmas Dog Mummy We woof you so much

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    Happy Christmas to our pawsome Dog Mummy

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    Happy Christmas Dog Daddy We woof you so much

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    Season’s Greetings – Christmas Tree and Presents

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    Santa’s Favourite Little Shit

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    Wishing You a Day Full of Treats, Belly Rubs, and Wagging Tails Christmas

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    Happy Christmas to my pawsome Dog Dad

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    Yappy Christmas | Chihuahua | Dog Themed | Snowflake

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    Merry Christmas – Santa Above Clouds

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Grandma in the world

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    Have a pawsome Christmas

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    Merry Xmas – Dancing Santa and Rudolf

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    Merry Christmas I hope you’ve got me lots of treats

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    Happy Christmas to our pawsome Dog Mum

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    Merry Christmas we woof you

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Nanny in the world

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    Merry & Bright

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Mam in the world

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    FFS – It’s Christmas?

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    Christmas Sac Dog Poo Card – Dog Humour – From The Dog or For Dog Parents – Xmas

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    Smile You Knob It’s Christmas

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From the Dog Christmas Card:

Your dog is your best friend, loving companion, and caring housemate. He is a loving companion who deserves to give nothing but the best, even if he licks his own nuts in public. It is no wonder that we want to share our best pal’s love and best wishes with everyone in our circle. We have a large assortment of funny Christmas cards from the dog that will make any animal lover wonder how he managed to send such a spot-on sentiment. 

Make sure that your partner knows how much your dog adores watching him or her sex you up night after night by giving a touching card from him. Or let your family know that even if you forgot to get them a card, your buddy still cares by sending a funny card from him. It’s the least that you can do for having such a loyal furry companion. 

Whether you want to send a rude Christmas card from the dog or a funny Christmas card, we can guarantee the dog will steal the show this holiday, and it won’t just be because he decides to lick his privates beside the Christmas tree.