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    I eat poo, then I lick your face Happy Christmas from your best friend

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    Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    Happy Christmas from the Dog

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    Merry Christmas we woof you

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    Merry Christmas – Funny Reindeer

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    Cute Dachshund Dog Christmas Card

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    Cute Corgi Merry Christmas Card

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    Christmas Sac Dog Poo Card – Dog Humour – From The Dog or For Dog Parents – Xmas

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    Santa Paws Frenchie Christmas Card – Cute – Dog Theme

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    Happy Christmas Dog Daddy We woof you so much

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    Happy Christmas Dog Mummy We woof you so much

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Grandpa in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Papa in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Nana in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Grandma in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Gran in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Grandad in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Mam in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Mum in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Dad in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Mummy in the world

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    Happy Christmas to the best Dog Daddy in the world

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    Feliz Navidog Christmas card

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    Merry Woofmas dog Christmas card

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    Merry Christmas I hope you’ve got me lots of treats

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    Merry Christmas I woof you

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    Happy Christmas Dog Daddy I woof you so much

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    Happy Christmas Dog Mummy I woof you so much

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    Merry Christmas Thanks for picking up my poo

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From the Dog Christmas Card:

Your dog is your best friend, loving companion, and caring housemate. He is a loving companion who deserves to give nothing but the best, even if he licks his own nuts in public. It is no wonder that we want to share our best pal’s love and best wishes with everyone in our circle. We have a large assortment of funny Christmas cards from the dog that will make any animal lover wonder how he managed to send such a spot-on sentiment. 

Make sure that your partner knows how much your dog adores watching him or her sex you up night after night by giving a touching card from him. Or let your family know that even if you forgot to get them a card, your buddy still cares by sending a funny card from him. It’s the least that you can do for having such a loyal furry companion. 

Whether you want to send a rude Christmas card from the dog or a funny Christmas card, we can guarantee the dog will steal the show this holiday, and it won’t just be because he decides to lick his privates beside the Christmas tree.