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    Jingle Bells Smells

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    You’re on Santa’s naughty cunt list

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    Merry Christmas Dickhead

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    Xmas Twat

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    Merry Christmas to my favourite human

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    Happy Christmas in your beautiful first home

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    Cute rabbit Hoppy Christmas card

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    Santa Tours Christmas card

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    Merry Christmas to an amazing Godfather

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    Have an ice Christmas – cute & funny snow man pun

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    Merry Christmas – Piss Off from Cat

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    Jingle Bellend

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    Merry Christmas To My Favourite Cunt

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    Christmas Wanker

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    Merry Christmas – Don’t eat all the mince pies you fat cunt!

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    Christmas Jumper Twat

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    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

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    Have a wonderful Christmas

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    Merry Christmas To You Both

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    Merry Christmas to a Very Important Gay! Christmas card

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    SHIT ON IT! Merry Christmas

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    Christmas cock

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    Fuck Christmas

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    Happy Christmas To You

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    Happy Christmas To You Both Christmas Card

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    Fuck Christmas & Fuck You Too!

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    Happy Christmas Dildo

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    All I want for Christmas is You

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    Christmas Spirit – Funny Ghost

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    Baby Cheesus nativity Christmas card

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Friends Christmas Card:

We all have that one friend. The fabulous, glittery friend that no ordinary card will be good enough for. Well, good thing you came here instead of heading off to that traditional card store. We have a large assortment of funny and rude Christmas cards for that one friend that can always take a joke. Let them know how you feel with one of our highly sarcastic and hysterical funny Christmas cards.  

Maybe you’ve always wanted to tell them something but have never had the courage. Whether your message is I love you or Merry Christmas you sexy wanker, it is easier to say in a card. Our friends come in all forms, shapes and sizes, so why shouldn’t your Christmas cards? We have a large enough assortment that you can buy for all your friends from the straight and narrow to the loud and opinionated. 

This is not a one size fits all shop for Christmas cards. We know you have about a million inside jokes with your friends, so send a funny Christmas card and make a new one. Go ahead and be the friend. All the other friends will envy and give a card that is as rude and funny as they are.Â