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    He knows when you’ve been wanking

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    Santa doesn’t like cunts…that’s you fucked then isn’t it!

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    Santa doesn’t like twats…that’s you fucked then isn’t it!

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    Happy Christmas To A Special Friend

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    Merry Christmas Knobhead

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    Happy Christmas Bitch

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    Happy Christmas Knob

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    Happy Christmas Prick

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    Happy Christmas Wanker

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    Happy Christmas You Miserable Git

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    Santa’s Favourite Slut

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    Merry Christmas You Bellend

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    Merry Christmas You Bawbag

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    All I want for Christmas is You

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    All I want for Christmas is You / To Be Fucked

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    All I want for Christmas is You / To Be Fingered

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    All I want for Christmas is You / Anal

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    Merry Christmas Dickhead

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    Happy Christmas Reindeer

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    Us Bitches Love Christmas

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    This Bitch Loves Christmas

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    This Boy Loves Christmas

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    This Guy Loves Christmas

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    This Bewer Loves Christmas

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    This Girl Loves Christmas

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    Everybody Loves Christmas

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    Xmas Cunt

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    Xmas Twat

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    Santa’s Favourite Ho

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    Happy Christmas Gingerbread

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Friends Christmas Card:

We all have that one friend. The fabulous, glittery friend that no ordinary card will be good enough for. Well, good thing you came here instead of heading off to that traditional card store. We have a large assortment of funny and rude Christmas cards for that one friend that can always take a joke. Let them know how you feel with one of our highly sarcastic and hysterical funny Christmas cards.  

Maybe you’ve always wanted to tell them something but have never had the courage. Whether your message is I love you or Merry Christmas you sexy wanker, it is easier to say in a card. Our friends come in all forms, shapes and sizes, so why shouldn’t your Christmas cards? We have a large enough assortment that you can buy for all your friends from the straight and narrow to the loud and opinionated. 

This is not a one size fits all shop for Christmas cards. We know you have about a million inside jokes with your friends, so send a funny Christmas card and make a new one. Go ahead and be the friend. All the other friends will envy and give a card that is as rude and funny as they are.