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    Happy retirement to an amazing colleague

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Funny Retirement Cards

Retiring from a job you gave decades to can be stressful and depressing. The relations and memories people make with their colleagues are priceless, and knowing that this era is coming to an end can overwhelm almost anyone.

So to wish a best life ahead to the person retiring, you need to give them something tangible that can be preserved for years. Our funny retirement cards will allow you to do just that.

Bid a Perfect Farewell With Our Funny Retirement Cards:

Saying goodbye to your colleague, boss, or subordinate can be a little sad. You spent years working together, and now that era has come to an end, which can give an exact feeling as you get on Monday blues. However, you don’t have to spend your last moments thinking of how life will be without your office mate.

Give something lively and light to the retiring colleague and laugh off the sadness surrounding you both. Our offensive retirement cards with witty lines and clever puns will lighten the mood and relieve the tension so you can enjoy your final moments in the office together.

Wish Them The Best For Their Golden Age:

Maybe someone in your family or friends is retiring? And since you are here browsing the cards for them, it is clear that you know how hard and depressing retirement can be. A person who has given decades of his/her life to a job will now not be doing that anymore.

If you want to be there for them, show your support, and wish them the best of luck for their new golden era of life, then why not do it with our funny retirement cards? Share some laughs with them and shift the atmosphere from sad to happy.

Browse Our Massive Assortment of Rude Retirement Cards:

We have a wide range of funny and rude retirement cards that will be perfect for any person. Be it the serious workaholic getting relieved of their duty or the jolly Joe looking forward to getting retired; we have a collection of cards fit for every kind of person.

We also have a discounted deal of 5 cards for just £9.99, get different kinds of cards for various occasions at once and save some quids. Plus, on orders of over £20, we’ll handle the shipping cost for you to be a part of your celebrations.