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    Only Fools Birthday card

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    Cute Birthday Card – Have A Fa-Labubu-Lous Birthday

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    Funny Bob Mortimer Last One Laughing Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases Card

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    Hot Mama!

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    Amandaland – Happy Birthday Darling

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    BOSH! It’s Your Birthday, Pal! You’re a Proper Geezer! Tom Skinner Apprentice Card

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    Oasis Happy birthday r kid

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    Pepsi Max Birthday Card

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    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Hope Your Cake Isn’t As Dry As Your Minge

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    Diet Coke Birthday

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    Happy Birthday to The Best Daddy In The World

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Screamer

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    Happy birthday you slightly weird person

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    You’re The Kind of Daddy Everyone Wishes They Had

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    Congrats On Having The Coolest Husband

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  • April Birthday Cards

    Masterpiece 40th

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    Cool Bro Club

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    Happy Birthday to my Great Grandad love from the bump

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    Happy Birthday to an amazing Gran

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  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Dad, You’re Fucking Ace!

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    Happy Birthday Small Tits

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    Birthday Party Drunk Wordle Card

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    Running Hares

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    Happy Birthday Dog Mum I woof you so much

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    Congrats On Having The Coolest Wife

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  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Dad You Mean The Wordle To Me

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    Happy first Birthday as my Auntie

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    Happy Birthday Mummy love from the bump

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    Never Too Old to Need My Dad

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Funny Birthday Cards

One thing we all have in common is we all have a birthday once a year, unless you’re like the queen or a fucking numskull and have two or more, if so I’m sure you will have received a card or two but have you ever been given or sent a really offensive birthday card? If so, or if you’re thinking of sending one, You Said It Cards have you covered. Browse our wide range of funny birthday cards, rude birthday cards or really offensive ones and I’m sure you’ll find the perfect card for the person you have in mind.

We have plenty of cards to make your friend, family member or colleague laugh on their birthday. Whether you call them old, a cunt, a twat or something nice you’re your favourite, our cards are sure to raise a smile although they might not earn you brownie points! We have offensive funny birthday cards for anyone you know with a foul mouth, blunt friends, honest brother, dads who love a bit of banter and sisters with amazing senses of humour.

Here at You Said It Cards we have plenty of rude birthday cards to choose from, some of our favourites and best sellers are – “Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard”, “Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt” and one from your child…. the dog! “Happy Birthday from your four legged child (The dog)”.

Why Choose Us for your Rude Birthday Cards?

Each birthday card is designed, printed and dispatched in-house, giving us the chance to offer you rude customised birthday cards. We use high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner making it easy to write. You’ll also have the option for us to print an inner message for an extra 75p.

Why not take advantage of our 5 cards for £9.99 offer and stock pile them for the year ahead. If you spend over £30 we’ll give you free UK standard delivery.

If you order before 2pm Monday – Friday we’ll post your card out the same day. You’ll also have the option of 1st Class or 2nd Class post. For more information regarding delivery or if you have any other questions, see our FAQ’s Page.

What Other Offensive Birthday Cards Do You Have?

Not only do we stock hundreds for funny birthday cards, we also stock rude birthday mugs, offensive birthday badges and funny birthday mirrors. Our funny birthday mugs are only £8.99 and will make a great gift for you dad, sister or friend and why not get straight to the point with one of our favourites our “Dick Head” mug.