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  • Birthday Cards

    Well Done – Lived One More Year – Birthday

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    BUTTERFLIES & BLOSSOMS

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    Happy Birthday Small Tits

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    Orchids Birthday

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    Only the very best for you on your Birthday Funny Reduced Budget Card (pink)

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    Happy Birthday to my favourite twat

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    Your Twenties have expired Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday To Your Boobs

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    I got you the best present ever! My vagina for the night

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  • Birthday Cards For 18 Year Olds

    Red Hair Beauty

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    SHIT ON IT! Happy Birthday

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Shag

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    Happy Birthday You Dirty Cow

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    Happy 33rd Birthday

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    Happy Birthday – Point Twat

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    Happy Birthday to the Female

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    Smile Birthday Bitch

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday To The Laziest Cunt I know!

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    Happy birthday to someone who brightens up the world just by being in it

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  • Birthday Cards

    Here’s A Picture Of My Willy

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Funny, rude anniversary, birthday card – Plump, sweet and ready to be creamed

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Fucking Birthday – funny puking balloon birthday card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday – Judges – MILF

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    Happy 53rd Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards For Girlfriend

    Happy Birthday Fiancée Flowers

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    Your Sixties have expired Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    Happy 37th Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Tit Head

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Birthday Cards For Girlfriend

A girlfriend is the person that you share your most intimate moments with, the thoughts that linger at the back of your mind that no one else is allowed to read, you share them with her. She is your partner in crime and, hopefully, a partner for life. Even if you haven’t put a ring on it yet, she deserves all your attention and love, especially on her birthday. 

Besides pampering her with the sweetest and most thoughtful gifts, you need to share your feelings in the form of something tangible, and our funny birthday cards for girlfriend will help you do just that. We have a massive library of funny and rude cards for girlfriend that you can give to her and watch her beautiful face light up, and her adorable nose crinkle when she laughs. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to give it a more personalized feel. Plus, we are offering a discounted deal of 5 cards for just £9.99, so you can order cards for different occasions at once and have more in less. Make sure to read our FAQ to know about the ordering process and our policies.