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  • Birthday Cards

    Millennial Twat

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    Happy Birthday from the Male

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    Happy Birthday from your Male

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    Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity

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    Happy Birthday to the Female

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    Happy Birthday to my Female

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    We regret to inform you that your forties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your twenties have EXPIRED

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    You Make Me Wet… Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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    You Look Nice Happy Birthday

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    Shalom Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday you cock hungry whore!

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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    I got you the best present ever! My penis for the night

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    I got you the best present ever! My vagina for the night

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    Have an EGG-CELLENT Birthday

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    HA-PEA BIRTHDAY

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    Happy Birthday you filthy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy slut!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty slut!

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    Happy Birthday you sexy bitch!

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    Happy Birthday you dirty bitch!

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    Birthday Bint

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    I regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

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    I regret to inform you that your twenties have EXPIRED

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    SHIT ON IT! Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Ginger Twat

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Birthday Cards For Girlfriend

A girlfriend is the person that you share your most intimate moments with, the thoughts that linger at the back of your mind that no one else is allowed to read, you share them with her. She is your partner in crime and, hopefully, a partner for life. Even if you haven’t put a ring on it yet, she deserves all your attention and love, especially on her birthday. 

Besides pampering her with the sweetest and most thoughtful gifts, you need to share your feelings in the form of something tangible, and our funny birthday cards for girlfriend will help you do just that. We have a massive library of funny and rude cards for girlfriend that you can give to her and watch her beautiful face light up, and her adorable nose crinkle when she laughs. 

You can even have something custom written inside the card to give it a more personalized feel. Plus, we are offering a discounted deal of 5 cards for just £9.99, so you can order cards for different occasions at once and have more in less. Make sure to read our FAQ to know about the ordering process and our policies.