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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to my number 1 Bint

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    Happy Birthday you sexy slut!

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    Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

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    I regret to inform you that your eighties have EXPIRED

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    Birthday Dickhead

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    Happy Birthday – Let’s Get Fucking Pissed and Eat a Shit Load Of Cake!

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    Only Wankers Are born in December – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday – I would say you deserve a day off, but I still need food in my bowl, so enjoy your day at work while I chill out

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    Never Get Up

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    70 Like 60

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    Happy Birthday To The Lad Whose Bedroom Is Like a Tissue Sample Room

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    Words Can’t Describe Your Beauty

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    Smile Birthday Bellend

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    I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Loon

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    This card has knocked a few quid off your nursing home budget birthday card

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Fuckwit

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    Happy Birthday You Jackass

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    FFS – You’re How Old?

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    Happy Birthday – I Hope I’ll Never Have Beef With You!

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Bastard

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    Cloud Wine Birthday Card Fun

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    Smile Birthday Knob

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    Happy Birthday Fatty Don’t Eat Too Much Cake!

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Funny Hey Daddy birthday or anniversary card for husband or boyfriend

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    Happy Birthday To Our Favourite Gonk

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    Happy birthday you little prick card

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    Happy Birthday You Old Fart

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    Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

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    Happy Birthday – Point Twat

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Cheeky Birthday Cards

Looking for cheeky birthday cards that land a proper laugh? This collection is packed with bold jokes, playful innuendo and British humour for mates, partners and family. Every card is designed and printed in the UK on premium triple coated matt stock with an uncoated inner so you can hand write your message or let us print it for you.

Order before 2 pm Monday to Friday for same day dispatch. Save with our multi buy offer and pick any 5 cards for £9.99. We also care about the planet. We use FSC certified paper and plant a tree for every 30 orders.

Use the filters to browse by recipient, age or style. From light cheeky to properly spicy, you will find something perfect for their sense of humour.

Cheeky Birthday Cards FAQs

What makes a card cheeky rather than rude?

Cheeky cards use playful humour and innuendo. Rude cards go stronger with swearing or adult themes. This page focuses on cheeky, but you will still find a few close to the line laughs.

Are these cards suitable for all ages?

Most cheeky designs are aimed at adults. For kids or family friendly options, use the filters to switch to cute or funny without swearing.

Do you write and send the card direct?

Yes. Add a printed message and we will post the card straight to your recipient.

Do you offer same day dispatch?

Yes. Order before 2 pm Monday to Friday and we will dispatch the same day via Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class.

Is there a multi buy discount?

Yes. Grab any 5 cards for £9.99. Ideal for stocking up.

Are your cards eco friendly?

We print on FSC certified paper and plant a tree for every 30 orders.