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  • Birthday Cards

    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Here’s to another year of picking up my shit

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  • Birthday Cards From The Pets

    Birthday wishes to my favourite member of staff

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    I eat poo, then I lick your face Happy Birthday from your best friend

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite shit machine

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    I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

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    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh* Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards From The Pets

    Thank you for being my purr-fect (owner) servant

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    Happy Birthday – I would say you deserve a day off, but I still need food in my bowl, so enjoy your day at work while I chill out

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    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

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    Happy Birthday Sister Little Bitch

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    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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    At least if you run out of bog roll you can use this birthday card…

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    Happy birthday, I was going to send you money but I spent it all on toilet roll

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    We Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    I Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    Age gets better with Wine

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    Have a Sick Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    9 out of 10 people get money in their cards. Happy Birthday number 10

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    You Make Me Wet… Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Rug Muncher

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    Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet

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    You’re Younger Than Me, Bitch

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    You Look Nice Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Piss Face

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    Happy Birthday Puss Face

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    Happy Birthday Get ready for plenty of cake and hot steamy sex

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    On this day you came out of a vagina, tonight you’ll be back in one

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    I got you the best present ever! My legs spread all night

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Cheeky Birthday Cards

Some of the best and happiest memories are made when you laugh with the people you share a special bond with. Laughter can make you forget all your worries and pains and live in the moment while fully enjoying it. On this birthday of the person who is special to you, do something they can cherish for years to come. You can get our cheeky birthday cards to do just that. All of our cards have a premium feel and unique, funny taglines printed on them. 

No matter who receives them, they won’t be able to hold their laughter. Our massive library of cheeky birthday cards holds the finest and most well thought out collection that stand on its own to be memorable. All you need to do is to explore our vast range, find the card you know the recipient will like the most, place your order and we’ll do the rest. We have a team that will carefully pack the card in a premium envelope and ship it to you.

You can also have something custom written inside the cards for a more personal feel. Just let us know what you want us to write. We’ll do it with beautiful fonts that will send out an impression that you really put some thought and work into getting the card for them.