Filter
Rude Products?

Showing 1–30 of 260 results

  • Cheeky Birthday Cards

    Funny Birthday Card – You Plonker! Classic British Comedy Inspired

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Cheeky Birthday Cards

    You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Cake Funny Shark Movie Quote

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Funny Birthday Card – VAR – Checking Age – Past Your Prime

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    A simple card for a simple person

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    scruff the dog

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Birthday Twat

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday you filthy slut!

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gonk

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    I regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday you dirty slut!

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Piss Face

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards For Him

    Rude Birthday Card, You Old Fart

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    scruffy the dog

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Happy Birthday from your amazing Parents Personalised Birthday Card
    Add Text

    Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday from your amazing Parents Personalise Name

    £3.29
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday To The Village Bike

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    “Buzzing Birthday Fun Card”

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards For 50 Year Olds

    Getting Old Makes You Squint Funny Old Age Eyesight Reading Glasses

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Cute Funny Gray Hair Animal Birthday Card

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to the only gay in (Town Here)

    £2.99
    Select options
  • Birthday Cards For Her

    Old AF – Pink

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Smile It’s Your Birthday – Dog

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Old & Full Of S**T Birthday Card – Talks Rubbish

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday To Our Favourite Gonk

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday from the Cat

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Birthday Elephant

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday to my favourite slut

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Cat-Purr-fect

    £2.99
    Add to basket
  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Big Tits

    £2.99
    Add to basket

Cheeky Birthday Cards

Looking for cheeky birthday cards that land a proper laugh? This collection is packed with bold jokes, playful innuendo and British humour for mates, partners and family. Every card is designed and printed in the UK on premium triple coated matt stock with an uncoated inner so you can hand write your message or let us print it for you.

Order before 2 pm Monday to Friday for same day dispatch. Save with our multi buy offer and pick any 5 cards for £9.99. We also care about the planet. We use FSC certified paper and plant a tree for every 30 orders.

Use the filters to browse by recipient, age or style. From light cheeky to properly spicy, you will find something perfect for their sense of humour.

Cheeky Birthday Cards FAQs

What makes a card cheeky rather than rude?

Cheeky cards use playful humour and innuendo. Rude cards go stronger with swearing or adult themes. This page focuses on cheeky, but you will still find a few close to the line laughs.

Are these cards suitable for all ages?

Most cheeky designs are aimed at adults. For kids or family friendly options, use the filters to switch to cute or funny without swearing.

Do you write and send the card direct?

Yes. Add a printed message and we will post the card straight to your recipient.

Do you offer same day dispatch?

Yes. Order before 2 pm Monday to Friday and we will dispatch the same day via Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class.

Is there a multi buy discount?

Yes. Grab any 5 cards for £9.99. Ideal for stocking up.

Are your cards eco friendly?

We print on FSC certified paper and plant a tree for every 30 orders.