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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good luck finding better colleagues than us… You won’t

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    Good luck finding better colleagues than us Fucking Traitor!

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us

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  • Congratulations Cards

    New Job Wanker

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  • Congratulations Cards

    Since when did they let Twats go to Uni

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    Enjoy University – being in your overdraft for 3 years

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    Enjoy University – getting pissed for 3 years

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    Enjoy University See you soon when your money runs out!

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  • Congratulations Cards

    How the fuck did you get into University? I mean good luck

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    Good Luck at University You’ll fucking need it!

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    Since when did they let fuckwits go to Uni

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    How the fuck can you be starting Uni already

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  • Congratulations Cards

    Uni Twat

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    Uni Cunt

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    Uni Wanker

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    College Twat

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    College Cunt

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    College Wanker

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good Luck with your new job…Fucking Traitor!!

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    Good Luck You Clever shit

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    Good Luck You Clever fucker

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    Good Luck You Clever Twat

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    Good Luck You Clever Cunt

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Go on, Piss Off! Take Your Good Luck With You!

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good Luck Popping That Kid Out!

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  • Good Luck Cards

    We Thought You’d Never Leave! Good Luck

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  • Good Luck Cards

    Good Luck, Just Don’t Fuck it Up!

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    I’m Crossing Everything, Just Don’t Fuck it Up!

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    Good Luck Wanker

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Funny Good Luck Cards

Does someone in your life need a little bit of luck? Whether they’re packing up and heading to university or college, looking forward to the arrival of a new baby or leaving for a new job we have the perfect funny good luck card, rude good luck card, or for those who can take a joke, offensive good luck card.

At You Said It Cards it’s our job to have you covered and we have a fair few rude good luck cards to choose from. Some of our best sellers and personal favourites are – “Good Luck with your new job…Fucking Traitor!!“, “Since When Did They Let Twats Go To Uni” and, one that says what everyone thinks when their friend is heavily pregnant, “Good Luck Popping That Kid Out!“.

The expression on your friend or family members face will be priceless when the open their carefully selected rude good luck card and discover the word “cunt” on it. Maybe it’s best to wait until you have them on their own? You don’t want their Nan looking over their shoulder… or maybe she’s up for a laugh?

Take a good look at our full range of funny good luck cards and make sure the recipient cracks a smile, even if they’re pretty nervous about what’s to come!

Why Choose Us for a Rude Good Luck Card?

We print all our cards in house in Carlisle, Cumbria using high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner, making it easy to write on. If, like me, you have awful handwriting, why not get an inner messaged printed for an extra £0.75.

Want to get ahead of the game? Order all your greeting cards at once and take advantage of our 5 cards for £9.99 offer. You don’t need to order 5 offensive good luck cards, you can order different cards for a range of occasions, plus if you send over £20 we’ll give you free delivery.

If you order before 3pm Monday – Friday we’ll post your cards out on the same day. You’ll also have the option of 1st Class or 2nd Class post. For more information regarding delivery or if you have any other questions, see our FAQ’s Page.

What Other Offensive Good Luck Cards Do You Have?

Looking for the ideal companion for your rude good luck card? If you’ve got a colleague who’s leaving you for pastures new why not tell them how you really feel about it with our “Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us Fucking Traitor!” mug.