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    Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year

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    Obligatory Christmas Card

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    Merry Christmas Holly Stars

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    Be Merry!

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    Sending You My Christmas Love

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    Merry Christmas – Hidden Santa

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    Merry Christmas – Snow Crap

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    Yoda Christmas Card – For Significant Other – Cute – Star Wars

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    I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

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    Santa Satan

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    Happy Christmas to the One I Love

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    Merry Christmas – Thinking of You – Melons

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    Christmas Wine Card

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    Merry Christmas – Piss Off from Cat

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    Christmas Cake!

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    Merry Christmas – Funny Reindeer

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    Smile Bitch It’s Christmas

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    Happy Christmas – Tree

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    Barbie Pink Christmas Winter Wishes Christmas Card

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    Jingle My Baubles

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    Happy Christmas to my fiancée I can’t wait to marry you

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    Happy Christmas to my fiancée I can’t wait to marry you

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    Christmas Documentaries & Crime – True Crime – Rhyme

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    Santa Paws Frenchie Christmas Card – Cute – Dog Theme

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing girlfriend

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    Happy Christmas to an amazing fiancée

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    Next Christmas you’ll be my Wife

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    Not So Happy Christmas – Wednesday Addams Themed Xmas Card – Dark Christmas

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    Christmas Cockatoo

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    Festive As F*ck

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Girlfriend Christmas Card:

So, she isn’t quite your wife yet. But she means a lot to you, and you can see her saying vows standing in front of you in the future? We have a card for that. Whether she winds up being your wife or is fun in bed, a partner in crime for a time, we have a Christmas card for that special lady in your life. We have an assortment of traditional and not so traditional Christmas cards that will give you the words to tell her how you truly feel. 

Maybe you want to kiss her under the mistletoe, or perhaps you want to wildly love her on Christmas morning, we have a card that tells it like it is. Or maybe, you are looking for those extra brownie points that a sentimental card gives. We have those as well. Perhaps you need something hilarious in private and a traditional one to present to her in front of her ultra-uptight family? 

After all, her parents think she is with you because you are nice, but we all know it’s because of the bed play. She will know how much you mean to her with this year’s Christmas card, even if you have not put a ring on it yet.