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    Only Dickheads Are Born In March

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In February

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    Even Cunts deserve a birthday card

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    Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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    Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

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    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Millennial Cunt

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    Millennial Twat

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In December

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In November

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In October

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In September

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In August

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In July

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In June

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In May

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In April

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    Only Dickheads Are Born In January

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    Happy Birthday Sister Little Bitch

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    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Safe Two Metre Distance

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Social Distance

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    Happy Quarantined Birthday

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday At Least You Won’t Have To Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Social Distancing Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Sorry I can’t see you on your birthday this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Sorry your birthday is a bit shit this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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Birthday Cards For Her

Some girls are more sensitive than boys, which is why they expect their partner to care for them, appreciate them, and show their love every now and then through thoughtful gestures. And since birthdays are a big deal for everyone, you do not want to give your girl something that she receives every year. Spice things up this time and get our funny birthday cards for her. Our massive library of offensive and rude birthday cards with heartfelt taglines will touch her heart.

She will be cared for and pampered like the way she deserves and expects from you. You are the most valued person in her life, and she is in yours, so why not let her know how lucky you are to have her? From hilarious to emotional, we have a range of all types of birthday cards for her specially made for girls who want their men to do something thoughtful for them on their special day. 

You can explore the library, select the card you know she will love, have it packed in a premium envelope, and get it just in time for her birthday. We can also write something touching on the inside as well to make the card more unique.