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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny Birthday Card – VAR – Checking Age – Past Your Prime

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  • Birthday Cards For 70 Year Olds

    Witty 70th Birthday Card, Not Quite Vintage Milestone Card, Dad 70th

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    We regret to inform you that your sixties have EXPIRED

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    Younger

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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny old age birthday card for OAPs

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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny Rude And Cute Happy Birthday Card

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Blossom

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday – Point Knob

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    Happy Birthday – Butterflies

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    Happy Birthday from the Cat

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    Happy Seventieth Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards For 70 Year Olds

    25568 Days Old But Who’s Counting, Fun 70th Birthday Card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Your Sixties have expired Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards

    70 Like 60

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  • April Birthday Cards

    Cheesy 70th

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  • Birthday Cards

    Another year older? No crime in that!

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  • Birthday Cards

    I regret to inform you that your sixties have EXPIRED

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  • Birthday Cards

    Fun 70th Birthday Card – For Mum – Heinz Tomato Ketchup Sauce

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  • Birthday Cards

    Smile It’s Your Birthday – Dog

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Blank Pink Blossom

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  • April Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Bitch

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday – Flowers

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    Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday – How can you be fucking [Choose Age] already?!

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    Happy Birthday – Floral

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  • Birthday Cards

    Birthday Cake!

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  • Birthday Cards For 60 Year Olds

    Funny Birthday Card for Dad, Rude Censored Milestone Humour, Cheeky

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  • Birthday Cards

    FFS – You’re How Old?

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday! Another Giant Milestone Reached Gladiators Birthday Card

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    Funny Eye Chart Birthday Card

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  • Birthday Cards For 60 Year Olds

    Happy Pension Day

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70th Birthday Cards

The golden era of life starts after 70 when you are retired, have set your financial affairs in order, and now just live the relaxing life you used to dream about while punching keys in the office from 9-5. The gist is, someone who is just turning 70 is living the dream of many. However, they might feel lonely and more emotional compared to others; it’s the age factor. So on this special milestone in their life, you need to be the one to show them that you care for them. Our 70th birthday cards will help you do that.

You can make sure they have a blast on their big day with our funny 70th birthday cards that will definitely crack anyone up. From hilarious jokes to heartfelt messages communicated in a fun way, you can find all kinds of cards depending on your relationship with the recipient. Plus, if you know they can take an offensive joke well, then we suggest that you check out our range of rude 70th birthday cards. Whether he/she is your friend or a family member, they won’t be able to control their laughter, we guarantee you!