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  • Birthday Cards

    Even Cunts deserve a birthday card

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    Millennial Cunt

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    Millennial Twat

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    Happy Birthday Brother Dickhead

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    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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  • Birthday Cards

    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Safe Two Metre Distance

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Social Distance

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Quarantined Birthday

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday At Least You Won’t Have To Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Social Distancing Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Sorry I can’t see you on your birthday this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Sorry your birthday is a bit shit this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Happy Birthday Now Fucking Stay Indoors!

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday

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    Happy Shittest Birthday Ever

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    At least if you run out of bog roll you can use this birthday card…

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  • Birthday Cards

    Sesh-On! The Birthday Sesh Is On!

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Bambino

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    Happy birthday, I was going to send you money but I spent it all on toilet roll

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  • Birthday Cards

    We Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    I Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    Happy Self-Isolation Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Self-Isolation Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Arsehole

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    Happy Birthday Asshole

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    Happy Birthday Football Dickhead

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    Happy Birthday Football Wanker

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    Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity

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    Age gets better with Wine

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    Have a Sick Birthday

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Birthday Cards For Brother

Someone who will look after you, protect you and be there for you when everyone is against you is your brother. Boys protect their sisters and fight the battles of their brothers; this is built-in their system from nature. So if you’re lucky enough to have a brother in your life who loves and supports you, show your appreciation to him with our funny birthday cards for brother on his big day and laugh together.

Since brothers can take any kind of joke you throw at them, you can even get one of our rude birthday cards for brother and show your love in a hilarious way. Let him know that you’re happy that he’s a part of your life, and no matter how far or close you both are, there will always be a special place in your heart just for him, no one can take it. 

Whether you had a sibling rivalry going in childhood or you like to pull each other’s leg every chance you get, his birthday is a special day for him, do something he can remember for the rest of his life. Our funny and rude birthday cards will allow you to do just that!