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  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Dad You Mean The Wordle To Me

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    Best Dad in the World Wordle Card

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Safe Two Metre Distance

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    Wishing you a Happy Birthday from a Social Distance

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    Happy Quarantined Birthday

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday At Least You Won’t Have To Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Social Distancing Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Sorry I can’t see you on your birthday this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Sorry your birthday is a bit shit this year! 1 Drink on me once we come out of lockdown

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    Happy Birthday Now Fucking Stay Indoors!

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    Happy Lockdown Birthday

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    At least if you run out of bog roll you can use this birthday card…

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    Happy birthday, I was going to send you money but I spent it all on toilet roll

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    Happy Self-Isolation Birthday, at Least You Won’t Need to Share Your Cake!

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    Happy Self-Isolation Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Football Dickhead

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    Happy Birthday Football Wanker

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite Bambino

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    Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity

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    Age gets better with Wine

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    Happy Birthday Dad

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    We regret to inform you that your eighties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your seventies have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your sixties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your forties have EXPIRED

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    We regret to inform you that your thirties have EXPIRED

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  • Birthday Cards For Dad

    Like Father like Son Oh fuck!

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    World’s Best (Father) Farter

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    Dad of all the balls in the world, I’m glad I came from yours!

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Birthday Cards For Dad

Father is the first love of a daughter and the biggest inspiration of a son. No matter where you are or what trouble you get yourself into, your old man will always have your back and he’ll be there to help you make things right. His love and care for you and the dedication to make your life better than the one he had, make him the most deserving person of your love and attention. So if this is his big day, you need to go out of your way to give him something that touches his heart. Our birthday cards for dad will help you do just that.

The stage of life your father has reached, expensive gifts won’t impress him the way your words of appreciation, respect, and love will. He needs your attention more than that expensive Rolex. Getting our funny birthday cards for him with hilarious punch lines conveying your emotions will be better than anything a son or daughter can give to their father. You can spend the whole day with your dad, take him out to a fancy dinner, talk to him, listen to him more and at the end of the day, give him the card to share a few laughs. It’s all about letting him know you appreciate his presence in your life.

If your father is more of a friend to you than a dad, then you can also explore our range of rude birthday cards for dad. The clever puns and fun taglines will definitely make his day memorable, and we guarantee you, he will save the card in his old box of valuables for the rest of his life.