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On the fucking ladder
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NEW HOUSE! Congratulations… Now what’s your Wifi password?
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Yay you bought a new house party venue
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Mortgage Wankers
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We hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts
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Congrats on the new Gaff
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Please pass on our deepest sympathies to your new neighbours
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Congratulations, you’re like a proper grown up now!
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I can’t wait to have a shit on your new toilet
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I hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts
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Mortgage Wanker
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Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker!
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Congrats On Your New Shag Pad
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