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On the fucking ladder - Funny New Home Card

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NEW HOUSE! Congratulations... Now what's your Wifi password? - Funny New Home Card

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NEW HOUSE! Congratulations… Now what’s your Wifi password?

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Yay you bought a new house party venue - Funny New Home Card

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Yay you bought a new house party venue

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Mortgage Wankers

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We hope your new neighbours aren't cunts - Funny New Home Card

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We hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts

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Congrats on the new Gaff - New Home Card

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Congrats on the new Gaff

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Please pass on our deepest sympathies to your new neighbours - Funny New Home Card

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Please pass on our deepest sympathies to your new neighbours

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Congratulations, you're like a proper grown up now! - Funny New Home Card

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Congratulations, you’re like a proper grown up now!

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I can't wait to have a shit on your new toilet - Funny New Home Card

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I can’t wait to have a shit on your new toilet

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I hope your new neighbours aren't cunts - Funny New Home Card

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I hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts

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Mortgage Wanker

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Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker! Greetings Card

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Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker!

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Congrats On Your New Shag Pad New Home Card

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Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

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