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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Funny Anniversary Card – Our Love Was Written In The Stars – Weirdos

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    10 Year Anniversary – Tin – Tin Out of Tin – Years Together – For Other Half

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Couples That Fart Together Stay Together

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You Make Me Happy

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Funny, rude anniversary, birthday card – Plump, sweet and ready to be creamed

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    One year down forever to go

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I’m not sick of you yet

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    The man, the myth, the tache birthday, Father’s Day, anniversary, Valentine’s Day card

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    To the one I love- Together we can achieve everything! Love, Valentine’s and Anniversary card

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  • Rude Anniversary Cards

    Hands Down – Valentine’s / Anniversary – Finish The Poem – Rude

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Happy Anniversary to my beautiful girlfriend

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I heart your minge

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    Love giraffes – cute romantic animal illustration

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    I think me being your fiancée is enough of an anniversary gift

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  • Birthday Cards

    First Phone Call From Jail

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You Are My Favourite Duvet Stealer

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Cunt

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  • Anniversary Cards For Parents

    Parenting Moments: ‘I Can’t Drive Up the Wall’ Card

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Romantic anniversary card for the other half – I love you to the moon and back

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I love you but My Bum Is Still A No Go Area

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Forget about small talk, just fuck the shit out of me!

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Twat Heart Valentine’s Card

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Woollen anniversary card: Seven wonderful years

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  • Greetings Cards

    To my gorgeous fiancée Happy Anniversary

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  • Greetings Cards

    Happy Anniversary to an amazing fiancée

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    I mozzareally like you – cute & funny mozzarella love pun

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    Great Husband! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my legs want to socially distance

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You’re For Keeps

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    This Card Entitles You To (Anal Sex) The TV Remote

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Funny Anniversary Cards, Funny Engagement Cards

Having an anniversary is like having a birthday with the added effort of having to buy your partner a gift. If you’re planning ahead and not leaving it till the last minute, rushing down to the your local petrol station to buy a card, then why not buy your loved one a really funny anniversary card this year. If you partner has a good sense of humour and you know you won’t get a pan thrown at you, why not choose a funny cunt anniversary card.

If it’s going to be your first anniversary soon, congratulations on making it this far, but why not make it special and say how you really feel. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect first anniversary card to make them laugh out loud, but if they don’t see the funny side we also have happy divorce cards!

So whether it’s a wedding anniversary card you’re looking for or you’re simply one for those couples who like celebrating each week together, we have plenty of options for the lovers out there. Some of our favourite funny love cards – “I Really Fucking Fancy You” and “I Fancy your Willy”.

Why Choose Us for your Rude Anniversary Cards?

Every anniversary card is design and printed in-house in Carlisle, Cumbria, giving us the chance to offer you anniversary cards for your husband, boyfriend, wife or girlfriend. We use high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner making it easy to write. You’ll also have the option for us to print an inner message for an extra 75p.

Since you only have one wedding anniversary each year, our 5 cards for £9.99 offer might not be appealing but you don’t have to buy 5 anniversary cards, you can choose any from our collection to stock up on. If you spend over £20 we’ll give you free UK standard delivery.

What Other Offensive Anniversary Cards & Products Do You Have?

Sometimes a card and flowers is really predictable when celebrating a wedding or love anniversary, so why not spice it up this year and buy your partner something crazy like an offensive anniversary mug. Every time they pop the kettle on to make that badly made cup of tea, they’ll be reminded how much you really love them.

If a mug isn’t something your partner would like, why not get them a funny anniversary mirror or a joke anniversary badge.