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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Funny Anniversary Card – Our Love Was Written In The Stars – Weirdos

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    10 Year Anniversary – Tin – Tin Out of Tin – Years Together – For Other Half

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    Couples That Fart Together Stay Together

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I heart your minge

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I heart your penis

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    I Fancy You To Bits

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I Heart Your Boobs

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    I love you more than my phone

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    I Heart Shagging You

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I love you even though you have small boobs

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Thank you for always leaving the toilet seat up Anniversary Card

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    I think me being your husband is enough of an anniversary gift

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I Heart Your Fanny

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  • Anniversary Cards For Wife

    Happy Anniversary to a wonderful wife

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Sending you long distance hugs

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Do I have to buy you flowers or is this card enough for a blow job?

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I Love You Almost As Much As I Love The Dog

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You’re Well Lush

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  • Funny Anniversary Cards

    I love you a latte – cute & funny coffee pun

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

    Body of a Temple | Ancient One | Witty | Cheeky | Love & Anniversary | Valentine’s Day

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  • Anniversary Cards For Couples

    Happy 40th Anniversary

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  • Anniversary Cards For Wife

    Fittest Wife Ever

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Rude Anniversary Card For Her

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my minge twinge

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Pinky Promise to Annoy You Forever – Love & Anniversary / Valentines and More

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  • Greetings Cards

    To my FiancĂ© on our anniversary I can’t wait to be your wife

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  • Funny Anniversary Cards

    Unsociable Soulmates Valentine Card – For Significant Other – Love

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    5 Star Review Great Would bang again

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I love you even though you went bald

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my knob throb

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Funny Anniversary Cards, Funny Engagement Cards

Having an anniversary is like having a birthday with the added effort of having to buy your partner a gift. If you’re planning ahead and not leaving it till the last minute, rushing down to the your local petrol station to buy a card, then why not buy your loved one a really funny anniversary card this year. If you partner has a good sense of humour and you know you won’t get a pan thrown at you, why not choose a funny cunt anniversary card.

If it’s going to be your first anniversary soon, congratulations on making it this far, but why not make it special and say how you really feel. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect first anniversary card to make them laugh out loud, but if they don’t see the funny side we also have happy divorce cards!

So whether it’s a wedding anniversary card you’re looking for or you’re simply one for those couples who like celebrating each week together, we have plenty of options for the lovers out there. Some of our favourite funny love cards – “I Really Fucking Fancy You” and “I Fancy your Willy”.

Why Choose Us for your Rude Anniversary Cards?

Every anniversary card is design and printed in-house in Carlisle, Cumbria, giving us the chance to offer you anniversary cards for your husband, boyfriend, wife or girlfriend. We use high quality, thick card which has an uncoated inner making it easy to write. You’ll also have the option for us to print an inner message for an extra 75p.

Since you only have one wedding anniversary each year, our 5 cards for £9.99 offer might not be appealing but you don’t have to buy 5 anniversary cards, you can choose any from our collection to stock up on. If you spend over £20 we’ll give you free UK standard delivery.

What Other Offensive Anniversary Cards & Products Do You Have?

Sometimes a card and flowers is really predictable when celebrating a wedding or love anniversary, so why not spice it up this year and buy your partner something crazy like an offensive anniversary mug. Every time they pop the kettle on to make that badly made cup of tea, they’ll be reminded how much you really love them.

If a mug isn’t something your partner would like, why not get them a funny anniversary mirror or a joke anniversary badge.