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  • Funny Birthday Cards

    Birthday Juice

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    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Diet Coke Birthday

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    Happea Birthday To My Amazing Brother

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    Funny Hey Daddy birthday or anniversary card for husband or boyfriend

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    Happy Birthday To Our Number One Customer, From Everyone at Butt Plugs Superstore

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    Stabby Cat

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    Little Note – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday You Fucking Lazy Cunt

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    Happy birthday to my avocadorable other half – cute & funny avocado pun

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    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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    Happy Birthday Arsehole

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    There’s No One Else Quite Like You Brother – Happy Birthday

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    Not So Fucking Special

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite bastard

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    I regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gonk

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    We regret to inform you that your fifties have EXPIRED

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    I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

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    I didn’t know what present to get you, so this card and a blow job will have to do

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    Happy 27th Birthday

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY – LOST YOUTH CALLING

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    You are getting really fucking old

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    Happy Birthday Hot Stuff

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    Only cunts are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    I regret to inform you that your eighties have EXPIRED

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    Happy Birthday – Judges – Knob

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    With age comes wisdom and the faint smell of wee birthday card

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    OLD TWAT

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    Happy Birthday to a Very Important Gay! Birthday card

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Funny Birthday Cards

Birthdays are the most important part of everyone’s life. If someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, then be sure to make it a memorable one for them. Be a part of their celebrations and show some love with our funny birthday cards. From rude to offensive birthday cards, we have a large assortment available to help you fill their day with laughter and memories to cherish. 

The clever punch lines on our cards will definitely get a few chuckles out of everyone reading them. Buy them a present and make it thoughtful by coupling it with a relatable birthday card. Plus, you might be the only one giving them something tangible and humorous, they won’t forget this. So check out our wide range of cards below, find the one that is most relevant or you think will make them laugh and place the order. We will ship it right away.

We also have a special discount going on where you can get 5 cards of your choice for different occasions for the price of just £9.99; honestly, it’s a steal.