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  • Birthday Cards

    Funny Bob Mortimer Last One Laughing Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases Card

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    BOSH! It’s Your Birthday, Pal! You’re a Proper Geezer! Tom Skinner Apprentice Card

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    Pepsi Max Birthday Card

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    Our Friendship Is Like A Candle

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    Hope Your Cake Isn’t As Dry As Your Minge

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    Diet Coke Birthday

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    Here’s to another year of picking up my shit

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bitch

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    Happy Birthday to my little shit

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    Happy 43rd Birthday

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    Dance So Much Your Fanny Flaps

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    Another year closer to your over 50s plan birthday card

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    Happy 17th Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Ginger Cunt

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    I didn’t know what present to get you, so this card and anal sex will have to do

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    Wishing You Lot Of Cocktails!

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    Holy Duck! You’re 50!

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    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

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    Happy Birthday Truck Wanker

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  • Birthday Cards For Him

    TOILET HUMOUR

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    Birthday Advice from me to you – Forget the past, you can’t change it – Forget the present, there isn’t one!

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    Funny bird birthday card: Birthday Bustard

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    Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cum Guzzler

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  • Birthday Cards For Boyfriend

    Happy 47th Birthday

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    Happy Birthday from your number 1 Bint

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    Happy Birthday – I would say you deserve a day off, but I still need food in my bowl, so enjoy your day at work while I chill out

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    Happy Birthday to our little shit

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite cock sucker

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    Have a grrrreat birthday – cute & funny tiger pun

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    Happy Birthday to my favourite spunk sponge

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Funny Birthday Cards

Birthdays are the most important part of everyone’s life. If someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, then be sure to make it a memorable one for them. Be a part of their celebrations and show some love with our funny birthday cards. From rude to offensive birthday cards, we have a large assortment available to help you fill their day with laughter and memories to cherish. 

The clever punch lines on our cards will definitely get a few chuckles out of everyone reading them. Buy them a present and make it thoughtful by coupling it with a relatable birthday card. Plus, you might be the only one giving them something tangible and humorous, they won’t forget this. So check out our wide range of cards below, find the one that is most relevant or you think will make them laugh and place the order. We will ship it right away.

We also have a special discount going on where you can get 5 cards of your choice for different occasions for the price of just £9.99; honestly, it’s a steal.