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  • Birthday Cards

    Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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    Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

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    Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in March – Happy Birthday

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    Only cunts are born in February – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fanny

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    Here’s to another year of picking up my shit

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    Happy Birthday You thought I’d forget didn’t you!

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  • Birthday Cards From The Pets

    Birthday wishes to my favourite member of staff

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    I eat poo, then I lick your face Happy Birthday from your best friend

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    Happy Birthday from your favourite shit machine

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    I hope (you) I get treats on your birthday

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    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh* Happy Birthday

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  • Birthday Cards From The Pets

    Thank you for being my purr-fect (owner) servant

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    Happy Birthday – I would say you deserve a day off, but I still need food in my bowl, so enjoy your day at work while I chill out

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    I offer you my favourite toy as a token of friendship, then you immediately throw it away *sigh*

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday Sister Little Bitch

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    Happy Birthday Brother Dickhead

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  • Birthday Cards

    I only buy presents for people I really like… so here’s your card

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    Awesome friends are like bog roll… really hard to find – Happy Birthday

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    Happy Shittest Birthday Ever

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    At least if you run out of bog roll you can use this birthday card…

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    Sesh-On! The Birthday Sesh Is On!

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    Happy Birthday Bambino

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    Happy birthday, I was going to send you money but I spent it all on toilet roll

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  • Birthday Cards

    We Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    I Hope You Enjoy Your Self-Isolation Birthday, But Don’t Wank Too Much, Toilet Paper is Getting Harder to Find

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    Happy Birthday Arsehole

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    Happy Birthday Asshole

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Funny Birthday Cards

Birthdays are the most important part of everyone’s life. If someone close to you has their big day coming in the near future, then be sure to make it a memorable one for them. Be a part of their celebrations and show some love with our funny birthday cards. From rude to offensive birthday cards, we have a large assortment available to help you fill their day with laughter and memories to cherish. 

The clever punch lines on our cards will definitely get a few chuckles out of everyone reading them. Buy them a present and make it thoughtful by coupling it with a relatable birthday card. Plus, you might be the only one giving them something tangible and humorous, they won’t forget this. So check out our wide range of cards below, find the one that is most relevant or you think will make them laugh and place the order. We will ship it right away.

We also have a special discount going on where you can get 5 cards of your choice for different occasions for the price of just £9.99; honestly, it’s a steal.