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  Only Dickheads Are Born In May

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  Happy Father’s Day – Shame we can’t go to the Pub …but maybe next year!

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  Mum… Thanks for not swallowing me

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  Even Cunts deserve a birthday card

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  Mum, of all the fannies in the world, I’m glad I fell out of yours!

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  Thank you for wiping my shitty arse all those years ago

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  Only twats are born in May – Happy Birthday!

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  Only Wankers Are born in May – Happy Birthday

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  Only cunts are born in May – Happy Birthday

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  I hope your new neighbours aren’t Dicks

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  I hope your new neighbours aren’t Dickheads

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  Happy Father’s Day From your Little Shits

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  Happy Father’s Day From your Little Shit

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  So when is the housewarming?

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  Good Luck finding better neighbours than us!

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  New Home Wankers

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  There’s no place like a new home

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  So then, when’s the housewarming?

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  Congrats on your new pile of bricks

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  We hope your new neighbours aren’t twats

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  I hope your new neighbours aren’t twats

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  Yay you bought a new pile of bricks

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  Congrats on your new home / Swingers party venue

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  Hope your new neighbours are swingers

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  Hope your new neighbours like swinging

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  Happy New Home

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