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  We hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts Mug

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  Only Dickheads Are Born In October

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  Only Dickheads Are Born In September

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  Mum… Thanks for not swallowing me

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  He knows when you’ve been wanking

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  Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us Fucking Traitor! Mug

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  Even Cunts deserve a birthday card

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  Mum, of all the fannies in the world, I’m glad I fell out of yours!

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  Thank you for wiping my shitty arse all those years ago

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  Santa doesn’t like cunts…that’s you fucked then isn’t it!

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  Only twats are born in October – Happy Birthday!

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  Only Wankers Are born in October – Happy Birthday

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  Only cunts are born in October – Happy Birthday

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  Happy New Home Keyring

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  Cunt of the year – Congratulations

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  Merry Christmas You Miserable Wanker

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  Merry Christmas You Miserable Cunt

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  Merry Christmas You Miserable Bastard

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  Merry Christmas Sister / Dickhead

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