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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas – Don’t eat all the mince pies you fat cunt!

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas Big Tits

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  Christmas Cards

  All I want for Christmas is (to fuck) you

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas You Cunt

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  Birthday Badges

  Birthday Wanker Badge

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Good Riddance To That Twat!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Good Riddance To That Cunt!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Good Riddance To That Wanker!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  I Can’t believe It Lasted This long… I Mean, Sorry About The Divorce!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Congrats On The Divorce… About Fucking Time!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  When One Becomes Two

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Yay! I Hope You Get To Keep The House!

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  Happy Divorce Day

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  Break-Up/Divorce

  You’re Better Off Without That Cunt

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Fatty Don’t Eat Too Much Cake!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Tit Head

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  Birthday Cards

  Cunt Cunt Cunt…

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday To Our Favourite Cunt

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cunt

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Cunt

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  Birthday Cards

  Cunt Card

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  Birthday Cards

  To a special Cunt, Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday to the only gay in (Town Here)

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Ye Wee Cunt

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OH SHIT! (Positive Pregnancy Test)

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Oh Fuck! We’re pregnant!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OOPS! (Positive Pregnancy Test)

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations, Your Genitals work!

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