Love & Anniversary Cards

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  At the end of the day, when all said and done, ya tidy!

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  This Card Entitles You To (Anal Sex) The TV Remote

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I may not be Mr Right but I’ll fuck you until he shows up

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I may not be Mrs Right but I’ll fuck you until she shows up

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Love You & Your Cock

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Fiancée, You Make My Naughty Bits Tingle

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Wife, You Make My Naughty Bits Tingle

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Husband, You Make My Naughty Bits Tingle

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Thank You For Keeping My Feet Warm

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  You’re My Favourite Ride

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Couples That Fart Together Stay Together

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  You Are My Favourite Duvet Stealer

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Nippy Nippy Time

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Fancy Some Nippy Nippy

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Can’t Wait Until We 69

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  You Make Me Moist

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Love You This Much

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Bring your wellies, because you’re gonna be knee deep in clunge!

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I wanna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  You give me wood

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Just another fucking Valentine’s Card

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I’m Sorry My Dick Is So Big

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Love You Even When You Fart in Your Sleep

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I love you but My Bum Is Still A No Go Area

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Would Netflix And Chill With You Anytime

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Really Really love You

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Really love You

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I Love Your Fanny

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