Greetings Cards

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  August Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in August – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in July – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in June – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in May – Happy Birthday!

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  April Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in April – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in January – Happy Birthday!

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  Wedding & Engagement Cards

  Marriage Wankers

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  Wedding & Engagement Cards

  Congratulations to you and your bride. How much did you buy her for?

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  Thank You Cards

  Thanks a fucking lot!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  This card is for your vagina…. RIP

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Big Tits

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Who’s The Dad? I’ll fucking Kill Him! I mean… Congratulations

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  New Home Cards

  Mortgage Wanker

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  New Home Cards

  Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker!

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  Leaving Cards

  Sorry to hear you’re leaving…. fucking good riddance

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  Leaving Cards

  You’ll be missed…. not!!

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  Leaving Cards

  Bon Voyage You Cunt

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  Father's Day Cards

  To the best (Farter) Father in the world

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day you fucking legend!

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  Congratulations Cards

  This is basically a congratulations card for fucking my Mum!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Literally the first Father’s Day card I saw

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  Birthday Cards

  Hey Cunt… Happy Birthday!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day Man Boobs

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  At least we know you’re not firing blanks… I Mean Congratulations

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Man Boobs

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday You Sad Old Cunt

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  New Home Cards

  Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

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