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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in July – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in June – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in May – Happy Birthday

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  April Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in April – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in January – Happy Birthday

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  Wedding & Engagement Cards

  Congratulations On Your Life Sentence… I Mean Marriage

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  Birthday Cards

  Fancy a Bit of Birthday Anal?

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Fuck Buddy

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  Birthday Cards

  [CHOOSE AGE] Years ago today you came out of a vagina Happy Birthday!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  You’re pregnant! wonderful news although your boobs will drop quicker than a building demolition job!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Shit You’re Pregnant RIP Vagina

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Yay! A Baby, This Is Fucking Awesome News!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations MILF to be

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  You’re going to be such a MILF!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations. Good Luck to you both… You’ll fucking need it!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OMG You’re Fucking Pregnant! Congratulations

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OMG We’re Fucking Pregnant!

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  Christmas Cards

  I hope you enjoy this christmas card because it’s the best present you’ll ever get from me

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  Father's Day Cards

  Thanks For Being My Step Dad, My Real Dad Is Such A Cunt!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day Mother Fucker!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day To The Best Step Dad In The World!

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  Father's Day Cards

  With a daughter like me, an ideal Father’s Day present would be a condom and a time machine, but this card will have to do!

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  Father's Day Cards

  With a son like me, an ideal Father’s Day present would be a condom and a time machine, but this card will have to do!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday To The Lad Whose Bedroom Is Like a Tissue Sample Room

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  You’re Such A Cunt But I Still Love You!

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  Congratulations Cards

  Congratulations On The New Boobs… They Are Fucking Awesome!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only cunts are born in December – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only cunts are born in November – Happy Birthday

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