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  Your cock makes my legs want to socially distance

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  You make my legs want to socially distance

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  Valentine's Cards For Him

  Love You Forever

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  LGBT+ Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day to the second best Girlfriend in the world

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  Happy Valentine’s Day to the second best Boyfriend in the world

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  As long as I have a dick you’ll always have a place to sit

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Tonight you might get a kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Or maybe I’ll sell the whole farm!

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  LGBT+ Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Gay

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  Love & Anniversary Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day from your Male

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  Happy Valentine’s Day from your Female

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas – I Love You Beyond The Stars

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  Anniversary Cards For Couples

  Sending you long distance kisses

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  Anniversary Cards For Couples

  Sending you long distance cuddles

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  Anniversary Cards For Couples

  Sending you long distance hugs

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  Anniversary Cards For Husband

  There is no one else I would rather be in lockdown with

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  Anniversary Cards For Husband

  There is no one else I’d rather be in isolation with

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Heart Your Lips

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Heart Your Ass

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  I Heart Shagging You

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  I Heart Fucking You

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  I Heart Your Piss Flaps

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  I Heart Your Cum

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  I Heart Your Jizz

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  I Heart Your Slit

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  I Heart Your Fanny

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  I Heart Your Arse

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  I Heart Your Jeer

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I Heart Your Tits

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