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  Congratulations Cards

  Most Expensive Shag Ever

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  See, it CAN happen when you fuck on the first date!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day From The Bump. P.S Sorry for all the kicking!

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  Good Luck Cards

  Good Luck Popping That Kid Out!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Who’s The Dad? I’ll fucking Kill Him! I mean… Congratulations

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  You’re pregnant! wonderful news although your boobs will drop quicker than a building demolition job!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Shit You’re Pregnant RIP Vagina

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Yay! A Baby, This Is Fucking Awesome News!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations MILF to be

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  You’re going to be such a MILF!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations. Good Luck to you both… You’ll fucking need it!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OMG You’re Fucking Pregnant! Congratulations

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OMG We’re Fucking Pregnant!

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