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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum, of all the fannies in the world, I’m glad I fell out of yours!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Thank you for wiping my shitty arse all those years ago

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  Mother's Day Cards

  I hope Mother’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Mum

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  Father's Day Cards

  Dad’s a Wanker, Happy Father’s Day Mum

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  Any Occasion Mugs

  Mum You’re My Fucking Favourite – Mug

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day P.S. Stop commenting on every single one of my posts!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum, thanks for picking up all my shit

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from your four legged child (Cat)

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from your four legged child (Dog)

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  Birthday Cards For Mum

  Your boobs used to be like this… Now they are more like this… Sorry, Mum!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum, I’m sorry I’m the reason you can no longer wear a bikini

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Sorry I’m the reason you piss every time you sneeze – Happy Mother’s Day

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  Birthday Cards For Dad

  Sorry for being the reason you drink

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  Birthday Cards For Dad

  Thanks for all the shit haircuts

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  Birthday Cards For Mum

  I can’t believe I used to live up your vag!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day to my wife… who isn’t my Mum… but still fucking acts like it

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  Birthday Cards For Mum

  Mam, you’re fucking mint!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Sorry for wrecking your vag

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the bottom of your womb

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  Mother's Day Cards

  This Mother’s Day Card wasn’t bought with your money… Honest!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  2 mums are sat in the bath, one says “where’s the soap”, the other replies “Yes it does”

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day I promise I’ll move out… eventually

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the little person in the scan pic

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the bun in your oven

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  Mother's Day Cards

  I think me being your child is enough of a Mother’s Day gift

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Billions of Fannies on this planet… I’m glad I came out of yours

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum, I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favourite

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum… I get it now Happy Mother’s Day

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Great job Mum! I turned out amazing

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