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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  See, it CAN happen when you fuck on the first date!

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  Congratulations Cards

  9 months in my tum, I should have taken it up the bum

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  Congratulations Cards

  May your labour be as easy as you were

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  Congratulations Cards

  9 months in your tum, you should have taken it up the bum

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  Congratulations Cards

  Congratulations to you, Commiserations to your vagina

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  Congratulations Cards

  Your vag is going to look like a Bloodhound in a wind tunnel, but congratulations!

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  Congratulations Cards

  Congrats! Your fanny will look like a ripped out fireplace

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  Congratulations Cards

  Your fanny is going to look like a yawning Hippo! Congratulations!

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the bottom of your womb

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the little person in the scan pic

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Happy Mother’s Day from the bun in your oven

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