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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Great Boyfriend! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    Great Girlfriend! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    Great Husband! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Anniversary Cards For Wife

    Great Wife! 5 Star service in the bedroom, I’ll keep cumming back for more

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

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  • Valentine's Cards For Him

    All I want for Valentine’s Day is Anal

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  • Valentine's Cards For Him

    All I want for Valentine’s Day is an Orgasm

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    5 Star Review Great Would bang again

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Your cock makes my legs want to socially distance

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    You make my legs want to socially distance

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  • Easter Cards

    Let’s Fuck Like Easter Bunnies

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  • Any Occasion Mugs

    I Heart Pussy Mug

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    Top Shagger Mug

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  • Any Occasion Mugs

    I Heart Sex with (Name Here) Mug

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  • Any Occasion Mugs

    I Heart Sex Mug

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  • Christmas Cards

    It’s time for some festive intercourse

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  • Christmas Cards

    Meet me under the mistletoe… Naked!

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  • Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

    I may not be Mr Right but I’ll fuck you until he shows up

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    I may not be Mrs Right but I’ll fuck you until she shows up

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  • Love & Anniversary Cards

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  • Valentine's Day Cards

    I suppose we should have sex Happy Valentine’s Day

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    Forget about small talk, just fuck the shit out of me!

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  • Anniversary Cards For Husband

    I suppose we should have sex. Happy Anniversary

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  • Christmas Cards

    Merry Christmas to my favourite fuck buddy

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  • Christmas Cards

    Merry Christmas from your favourite fuck buddy

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  • Christmas Cards

    All I want for Christmas is you… Spreadeagled on the bed

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  • Christmas Cards

    Here’s your Christmas Card now let me sit on your cock

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    There’s a party in my fanny and your cock is invited

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  • Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

    There’s a party in my fanny and your dick is invited

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  • Birthday Cards

    Happy Birthday you cock hungry whore!

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