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  Christmas Gifts

  Santa’s Favourite Twat Keyring

  £2.50

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  Leaving Cards

  Sorry You’re Leaving – Lucky Twat!

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  18 years of being a twat

  £2.99

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  Christmas Cards

  Happy Christmas you twat

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  Someone Thinks You’re Wonderful

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

  £2.99

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  Good Luck Cards

  Good Luck You Clever Twat

  £2.99

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  Any Occasion Badges

  No1 Twat Badge

  £1.99

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas You Old Twat

  £2.99

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  Christmas Cards

  Santa doesn’t like twats…that’s you fucked then isn’t it!

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  Christmas Cards

  Christmas Jumper Twat

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday – Point Twat

  £2.99

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  Mother's Day Cards

  Mum’s A Twat, Happy Mother’s Day Dad

  £2.99

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  Christmas Cards

  Santa’s Favourite Twat

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  Christmas Cards

  Alexa Send a Christmas Card to my favourite Twat

  £2.99

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  Funny Birthday Cards

  Smile Birthday Twat

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in November – Happy Birthday!

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  Christmas Cards

  Xmas Twat Bauble Card

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  Christmas Cards

  Xmas Cunt

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday to our favourite twat

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in December – Happy Birthday!

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  40 Years of Being a Twat

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  Mother's Day Cards

  I’m sorry I was such a little Twat …Happy Mother’s Day

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day from your favourite twat

  £2.99

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  Christmas Cards

  Alexa Send a Christmas Card to our favourite Twat

  £2.99

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  Christmas Mugs

  Christmas Mug – Twat

  £9.99

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  Any Occasion Mugs

  Twat Of the Day Mug

  £8.99

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  Congratulations Cards

  Uni Twat

  £2.99

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  Father's Day Cards

  Dad, I’m Sorry I was Such A Cunt. Happy Father’s Day

  £2.99

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in June – Happy Birthday!

  £2.99

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