Valentine's Day

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Forget about small talk, just fuck the shit out of me!

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  My to do list: You You You You You…

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  Pet Cards

  Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey – Love from your favourite dog

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  Pet Cards

  To My Real Valentine – The Cat

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  Pet Cards

  To My Real Valentine – The Dog

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I heart your cock

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I heart your muff

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I heart your minge

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I heart having sex with you

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I heart your fanny

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I heart your penis

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I heart your boobs

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day to my fit as fuck Husband

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day to my fit as fuck Wife

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day To my cunt of a Wife

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day To my cunt of a Husband

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Love You Almost As Much As I Love The Cat

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day To my Favourite Husband

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day To my Favourite Wife

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Love You Almost As Much As I Love The Dog

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I love you more than my phone

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  Valentine's Cards For Him

  Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Secret Whore

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  You are that special someone who I want (to fuck) for the rest of my life

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Billions of people on this planet… And you’re my favourite

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I fancy you to bits and I love your tits

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I love you with all my boobs

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  I love your boobs – Happy Valentine’s Day

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Fancy a cheeky Valentine’s finger blast?

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  Valentine's Day Cards

  Happy Valentine’s Day Big Tits

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  Valentine's Cards For Him

  Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day

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